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    Mrs barky has gone senile!

    Had to happen I spose living with me,4 kids and an insane dalmation. She just watched a report on tv talking about the coming rise in the price of petrol. When it finished she said.

    "The price rise never really affects me,cos I only put 20 pounds worth in at a time,so my bill is never more than 20 quid"

    This is either "girl logic" or a sign of insanity!

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    "girl logic"



    ^^^This

    Lol it's girl logic :giggle:

    :lol::lol:

    Don't disagree with her whatever you do... it would be worse than explaining the offside rule..

    Is your dog a member here? If not, you shouldn't be slagging it without a chance to defend itself.

    lol just Lol'd and read it to hubby, He said its definatly Girl logic!! He says its my Logic too

    Class...Reminds me of Trigger and his broom for some reason.

    lolll!!!, repped.

    Brilliant lol :thumbsup:

    Phychlone;8122552

    Class...Reminds me of Trigger and his broom for some reason.



    Hmmm... reminded me of Levis24 :-D

    the answer is "yes luv"

    snowflake;8123147

    For future use, this is how I explain to the Mums that go to watch their … For future use, this is how I explain to the Mums that go to watch their kids play footie lol..it sorta works, a bit :-)Offside rule in womens language ;-)You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses.It would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.She prepares to throw her purse to you.If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes!At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and "whilst it is in flight" you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes!BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has "actually been thrown", it would be plain wrong for you to be in front of the other shopper and you would be OFFSIDE



    I lolled thats brilliant, made sense to me x
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