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53,000 Man U supporters meet within Old Trafford for a 'Man U Supporters Are Not Stupid' convention.

Alex Ferguson addresses the crowd 'We are all here today to prove to the world that Man U supporters are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer please?'

Rooney gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.

Fergie asks him 'What is 15 plus 15?'
After 15 or 20 seconds Wayne says, 'Eighteen!'

Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then the Man U faithfull start chanting 'Give him another chance! Give him another chance!'

Fergie says 'Well since we have a capacity crowd, world-wide press and global broadcast media here (except the BBC), I think we can give him another chance. So he asks 'What is 5 plus 5?'

After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, 'Ninety?'

The boss looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh.
Everyone is disheartened and Wayne starts crying. But then the 53,000 faithful begin to yell and wave their hands shouting 'GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!'

Fergie, unsure whether he is now doing more harm than good eventually says, ' What is 2 plus 2?'

Silence hangs over the stadium. Rooney closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, 'Four?'

Pandemonium breaks out throughout the stadium as the Man U crowd stand, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream .............




'GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!'

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I'm no fan of United, but that is utter drivel.

I can't believe I just wasted 2 minutes of my life reading that!!! Argh!
Theres bad jokes and then theres this!
Fair play for having the [email protected] to post it though!

How queer...

Do you think we could have a deal like temp guage for jokes. ie stone cold.

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Do you think we could have a deal like temp guage for jokes. ie stone … Do you think we could have a deal like temp guage for jokes. ie stone cold.



Whats the deal with spamming dupe threads in misc...... cos there have already been about 10 similar crap joke threads this morning alone :lol:

that was awful

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/7/9/633827394674988980-failure.jpg

Is that meant to be a joke or something?

i think the only thing funny about that was how bad of a joke it was

im no fan of man u but tht was utter p***

I'm not sure I understand.

I really hope you copied and pasted that as you have probably wasted 5 or 6 minutes of your life!

But then the millions upon millions of HDUK'ers faithful begin to yell and wave their hands shouting 'GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!'

Just off to check your 810 previous posts to see if you need anymore chances!

im laughin, but not at the joke

go to bed

Only if there was negative rep

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