Must be our lucky night! Ive just won the lottery!!

Found 10th Jun 2008
Following on from the Really nice African Prince thread hotukdeals.com/ite…on/
Ive just been informed by some kind Africans that Ive won the lottery and I don't even remember buying a ticket!!. Even better and unlike the National lottery I wont even have to rummage through bin bags to try and find my original ticket!

"BRITISH LOTTERY HEADQUARTERS,
CUSTOMERS SERVICES,
33 YATCH BASIN MARINA OFFICE,
UPON TYNE NEW CASTLE LONDON.
Batch: 14/211/0374: Ref: BTL/311OXI/02.

CONGRATULATIONS: YOU HAVE WON!!!!

We happily announce to you the draw of the British lottery program held in
London, Your e-mail address attached, to ticket number: 694/7560/0545/721
with Serial number: 886/04 drew the lucky numbers: 016/213/3517, which
subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category, you are therefore,
been approved to claim a total sum of 1,000.000.00 (One Million Pounds
Only) in cash credited to file RPC/9080/1153/2244 This is from a total
cash prize of 125 million pounds starlings.

This year Lottery Program Jackpot is the largest ever for British Lottery;
the estimated 125 million jackpots would be the sixth biggest in U.K.
history, The biggest was the 363 million pounds starlings jackpot that
went to two winners in December 2005 drawing of The Big Game, Mega
Millions' predecessor. Please note that your lucky winning number falls
within our African booklet representative office in South Africa as
indicated in our play coupon, In view of this, your 1,000.000.00 (One
Million Pounds Only) would be released to you by our affiliate bank in
South Africa.

Our agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release
of your funds as soon as you contact him. For security reasons, you are
advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claim your
fund, is processed and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you
demand fit to claim your prize.

This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and
unwarranted abuse of this program. Please be warned.

PLEASE CONTACT YOUR CLAIM AGENT IMMEDIATELY THROUGH EMAIL OR YOU CALL HIM.

MR JOE MARTINS
Contact Email: [email protected]gmail.com


Endeavor to email him with your full names, winning numbers, email
address, telephone and fax numbers including copy of your identity to
process your prize immediately on your behalf.

Congratulations; from me and members of staff of THE UK NATIONAL LOTTERY.

Yours faithfully

Lotto manager"



So I shall be 1 million pounds Starlings richer and not need to find bargains ever again.

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Pound Starlings. Classic :lol:

lol what a bargin, you spend £1000 and you get nothing!

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head over to the most funny and sarcastic thread in the world


hotukdeals.com/ite…on/

You must be over the moon, i wish i could win something from Nigeria.

I love the way they use a Gmail email account, very credible :giggle:

Original Poster

Thanks Craig David, read that thread and some people cant help but look a gift horse in the mouth!! What could possibly go wrong! My email was from Mr Joe Martins and judging by the photo on the other thread I think you might know him!!!! :whistling:

I have 1 word for that..guess what it is....CON... :-D

Banned

ps dont spend it all at once lol

Original Poster

I forgot to mention that I dont have a bank account to pay my winnnings into and it would be such a shame to miss out on 1 million pounds starlings. Maybe if one of you kind souls could help me by providing me with your bank details I could give you 10% of my winnings!!!! A cool £100,000 starlings for very little work. :whistling:

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nat west

789523544657865

and sercurity code 465

they you go mate
i want 12%

danby jason;2286053

nat west 789523544657865and sercurity code 465they you go mate i want 12%



sorry there was a problem proccessing that... please re-send the infomation to --> [email protected]

we also need (to complete your order)

D.O.B
Post code
Mother maiden name
your full name
a scan of your current passport (with at least 1 month left on)
a copy of your driving license
a copy of your deed to your home (to proove you own it)
and finally your first born child (female preferably)


send this in ASAP and we will give you what you deserve:p

yours faithfuly

George W Bush

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jackt010;2286087

sorry there was a problem proccessing that... please re-send the … sorry there was a problem proccessing that... please re-send the infomation to --> [email protected] we also need (to complete your order)D.O.BPost codeMother maiden nameyour full namea scan of your current passport (with at least 1 month left on)a copy of your driving licensea copy of your deed to your home (to proove you own it)and finally your first born child (female preferably)send this in ASAP and we will give you what you deserve:pyours faithfuly George W Bush



lmao matety:p:p:p:p:

hey that was a monster post for me..... most spelt right as well!!!

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jackt010;2286124

hey that was a monster post for me..... most spelt right as well!!!



good job i didnt try to spell that lot

Original Poster

danby jason;2286150

good job i didnt try to spell that lot



I spelt winnnings wrong in my last post just to prove this is an authentic official nigerian email. Thankyou all for your bank details, unfortunately due to the large deposit about to be made we have to empty your account to make room, because uk bank accounts can only deal with 6 digits before the decimal point. We shall pay in £999,999.99 pounds starlings and hold back only one penny for our administration costs. Obviously if you had 1p or more left in your bank this would push your account to a 7 figure sum and only 6 figure sums can be catered for so you would lose the 1 million pound starlings!. So as you can see we empty your account for your own good and appreciate your understanding us in this matter! :thumbsup:
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