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    My 4 yr old son did a magic trick today and he was going to make his sister disappear!!!

    was cooking in the afternoon, he came over and said, mum close your eyes, i said why...he said im going to make this toy disappear... so i closed my eyes (half closed- not that he knows anyway :)) the he threw the toy away to the living room. HE asked me to open my eyes and i went.. WOW where is it... then he asked me to close again to make the toy `appear` again. So i did , he ran to the living room, took the toy and came back, asked me to open my eyes... and i went... WOW...how did u do that...

    So he went on and on with other things i got soo tired saying WOW n WOW... asked him to play somthing else but he refused... and then he said... MUM i know what i can do... im going to make (his lil sister) disappear!!! i got so scared and funny at the same time with what he was going to do... persuaded him with chocolate to play something else...!!!

    sigh!!! kids...where did they get all the ideas from????

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    Bless, you should keep a book with all the little things he does and says which are funny and cute. I wish my parents had.

    Original Poster

    oh dear!!!

    Original Poster

    sickly sweet

    Bless, you should keep a book with all the little things he does and says … Bless, you should keep a book with all the little things he does and says which are funny and cute. I wish my parents had.



    i do have!! actually not a book but its a huge calender where you have spaces to write to-do things. I hang it in the kitchen, and i write every lil thing they do that is soo funny, even sometimes i take their photos. I have their 1st -4th year scarpbook. Just wait till they grow up!!! hehehe

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    What an utterly crap pointless story that was.

    Kids are thick and stupid. Thats a new one.....

    vibeone

    What an utterly crap pointless story that was.Kids are thick and stupid. … What an utterly crap pointless story that was.Kids are thick and stupid. Thats a new one.....



    You may revise your opinion after you've passed through puberty.

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    cannyscot

    You may revise your opinion after you've passed through puberty.



    Nuh uh - I just hate kids.

    Seriously, look at all your kids right now. I hate every single last one of them.

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HrbusFhNZv8/TMderK5iGDI/AAAAAAAAAxA/DMO7Bnap2mk/s1600/tumbleweed-pic.jpg

    Edited by: "shedboy66" 14th Dec 2010

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    vibeone

    Nuh uh - I just hate kids.Seriously, look at all your kids right now. I … Nuh uh - I just hate kids.Seriously, look at all your kids right now. I hate every single last one of them.


    "look at all your kids" how many are there? is it at the stage when the partner just climbs in and has a ****?

    cannyscot

    You may revise your opinion after you've passed through puberty.


    lol...lo0l

    I will never get my time back from reading that excellent tale

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    allow it people.

    nice story OP, he sounds a right character

    http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/57375/DWTK--Have-you-ever-cheated-DEATH/riveting-tale-chap.jpg

    I thought the story was going to get better it sadly didn't.

    I ate an apple today

    whilst i find all the posts to this thread really amusing, ikwym op...kids are awesome..esp when they are sleeping

    VB1 has fathered many kids with VB2. scary stuff

    http://www.legaljuice.com/yawn%20big%20funny.jpg

    You are all big meanies!!!

    You should have got him to make himself dissapear, then there would have been no need to bribe with chocolate.
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