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    My Birthday (Joke)

    Last week was my birthday and I didn't
    feel very well waking up on that morning.

    I went downstairs for breakfast
    hoping my husband would be pleasant and say,
    'Happy Birthday!',
    and possibly have a small present for me.

    As it turned out,
    he barely said good morning,
    let alone
    ' Happy Birthday.'

    I thought....

    Well, that's marriage for you,
    but the kids....
    They will remember.

    My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast
    and didn't say a word..
    So when I left for the office,
    I felt pretty low
    and somewhat despondent.

    As I walked into my office,
    my handsome Boss Rick, said,
    'Good Morning, lady,
    and by the way
    Happy Birthday ! '
    It felt a little better
    that at least someone had remembered.

    I worked until one o'clock ,
    when Rick knocked on my door
    and said, 'You know,
    It's such a beautiful day outside,
    and it is your Birthday,
    what do you say we go out to lunch,
    just you and me..'
    I said, 'Thanks, Rick,
    that's the greatest thing
    I've heard all day.
    Let's go!'

    We went to lunch.
    But we didn't go
    where we normally would go.
    He chose instead a quiet bistro
    with a private table.
    We had two martinis each
    and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

    On the way back to the office,
    Rick said, 'You know,
    It's such a beautiful day...
    We don't need to go straight back to the office,
    Do We?'

    I responded,
    'I guess not.
    What do you have in mind?'
    He said,
    'Let's drop by my place,
    it's just around the corner.'

    After arriving at his house,
    Rick turned to me and said,
    If you don't mind,
    I'm going to step into the bedroom
    for just a moment.
    I'll be right back.'
    'Ok.' I nervously replied.

    He went into the bedroom and,
    after a couple of minutes,
    he came out
    carrying a huge birthday cake ...
    Followed
    by my husband
    my kids,
    and dozens of my friends
    and co-workers,
    all singing 'Happy Birthday'.

    And I just sat there....

    On the couch....

    Naked.

    15 Comments

    lol

    Great

    its funny cos it's true

    MB its so good i cant believe its not true (_;)

    Banned

    longest thing i have ever read but was worth it

    i read it to myself and laughed so hard a little bit of wee came out !

    Banned

    awesome

    Banned

    any pics?

    Wow , thats just what happened to me on my last birthday !.....X).............



    now i know why i say def no surprise parties oO


    shopstilldrops

    Wow , thats just what happened to me on my last birthday … Wow , thats just what happened to me on my last birthday !.....X).............


    Nice One Magicbeans - I take it you DID have a nice birthday .........? X)

    ye but no but it was roger and he said ye but i said no and shirly came in saying it wasen't him but i said ye like now what i mean and she was the one naked ye you now and so does sandra from the newsagents who was saying like no but it was ye and then they said to billy to go and shirly took her clothes off ye and.....

    is that how it went
    well done Magic

    Original Poster

    Joey Bloggsy

    ye but no but it was roger and he said ye but i said no and shirly came … ye but no but it was roger and he said ye but i said no and shirly came in saying it wasen't him but i said ye like now what i mean and she was the one naked ye you now and so does sandra from the newsagents who was saying like no but it was ye and then they said to billy to go and shirly took her clothes off ye and.....is that how it went :Dwell done Magic



    hahaha!! i think i should stick to copy and paste!

    luv it

    lol...nice one
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