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    My bum hurts.....

    had the runs all day what can i take? Ain't got no medicines etc! See this is what my cooking does!!!!

    Roll on the takeaways....anyone else suffering lol!

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    Tmi!!!

    ehh no not suffering you should try diocalm

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    lol @ ringsting

    Original Poster

    It's not a laughing matter pains in my stomach are like labour pains!!

    natural yoghurt at both ends :thumbsup:

    Sorry to hear that hope you feel better, what did you have?

    Had a kebab for lunch at work.... Feeling REALLY sick and so is the other person who had one. But i probably ate to much lol!

    You shouldn't let them in the back door ... always cause problems.

    You shouldnt take anything other than drink plenty of water and keep yourself hydrated. The "runs" is just the bodies way of telling you whatever is in there, it wants it out for some reason....so let it out and the sooner you will feel better.

    Taking anti "runs" pills may stop the runs, but it will keep whatever is in your body for longer, which may not be the best thing to do......

    Let it run!!!! :-D

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    Liddle ol' me;4570375

    You shouldn't let them in the back door ... always cause problems.


    My hubby must have a massive schlong, if he can bonk my back door, lets put it that way!!!

    Any good?
    http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/2413/scork2.jpg

    Sorry couldn`t resist, drink plenty of fluids.

    awwwww.... what did you cook to cause you so much pain?

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    Cuzzy i used to like you....muwahahaha

    Lulu'sMammy;4570382

    My hubby must have a massive schlong, if he can bonk my back door, lets … My hubby must have a massive schlong, if he can bonk my back door, lets put it that way!!!



    I guess I deserved that kind of reply :-D

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    No farting for me tonight! Better wear one of babes nappys for bed!!!

    Lulu'sMammy;4570406

    Cuzzy i used to like you....muwahahaha



    Sorry i couldn`t resist, but after suffering with bowel disease for ten years I know exactly what you are going through, lets just hope yours doesn`t last as long! :w00t:

    Lulu'sMammy;4570421

    No farting for me tonight! Better wear one of babes nappys for bed!!!



    Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww.....................way too much info !!! :w00t:

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    suze;4570433

    Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww.....................way too much info !!! :w00t:


    Lol sexy Suze...! Be sympathetic love x

    Lulu'sMammy;4570447

    Lol sexy Suze...! Be sympathetic love x



    Aww... hope you (and your bum !) are feeling better soon !

    You know what I can't that Johnny Cash song "Ring of Fire" out of my head now !!! :giggle:

    Well... if I were you I'd stay well away from takeaway and eat very simple plain food (like boiled rice with yoghurt) until I recovered fully. Someone posted good advice about letting your body expel the rubbish you've put in it (which happens to a lot of us especially if you eat out/take out a lot even in the 'finest' of eateries (look and the fat duck in the news today)).

    Alternatively if you need to plug yourself up buy immodium...I've seen it on shelves here even though it is banned in some countries I think... this is only if it is totally unbareable for you though and you feel you have to plug yourself up corckscrew style.

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    suze;4570467

    Aww... hope you (and your bum !) are feeling better soon !You know what I … Aww... hope you (and your bum !) are feeling better soon !You know what I can't that Johnny Cash song "Ring of Fire" out of my head now !!! :giggle:


    The ringsting ain't has bad as the stomach pains....! I think you should cook my tea from now on, what ya reckon Sexy?

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    This thread is full disgustingness....any way Lulu'smammy just do what we do to dogs...no food for 24hrs :thumbsup:

    Lulu'sMammy;4570478

    The ringsting ain't has bad as the stomach pains....! I think you should … The ringsting ain't has bad as the stomach pains....! I think you should cook my tea from now on, what ya reckon Sexy?



    Your more than welcome ................. we are having curry on Sunday, 7 coming round, so room for 2 more............think you can take it ! :whistling:

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    lumoruk;4570486

    This thread is full disgustingness....any way Lulu'smammy just do what we … This thread is full disgustingness....any way Lulu'smammy just do what we do to dogs...no food for 24hrs :thumbsup:


    Whys it disgusting? You sit down the same way as me to pop one out! It's common knowledge we all get the runs!

    Eat A Bananna Hun It Will Help Bind You Up

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    suze;4570508

    Your more than welcome ................. we are having curry on Sunday, 7 … Your more than welcome ................. we are having curry on Sunday, 7 coming round, so room for 2 more............think you can take it ! :whistling:


    Not at the mo love!

    Lulu'sMammy;4570525

    Not at the mo love!



    Oh well, the offers there :-D

    Bannas and coke block you up....

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    Found some immodium, just finding out how many to take

    Lulu'sMammy;4570654

    Found some immodium, just finding out how many to take




    Isn't it 2 ?

    suze;4570658

    Isn't it 2 ?



    At which end?

    Sounds like what I had last week.
    Eldest daughter started and was bad for two days.
    Just as she was recovering, me and the youngest went down with it, youngest for day and a half, me for 3 days ( it is sooooo much worse for men ).
    Just starve yourself for a day or two and then start on light stuff like dry toast and hard boiled eggs.

    Hope you feel better soon.

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    Thanks Phill.....its not the runs that the problem, its the stomach pains...now i'm a woman who gets mega period pains, but this is shocking!!
    Took two immodium!

    Why is it worse for men?

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    Abvance;4570720

    Why is it worse for men?


    Be nice

    Abvance;4570720

    Why is it worse for men?



    Cos men get everything worse, man flu for example :whistling:

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    cuzzy;4570762

    Cos men get everything worse, man flu for example :whistling:


    Cuzzy, you ain't going to have any balls left soon son!

    cuzzy;4570762

    Cos men get everything worse, man flu for example :whistling:



    Absolutely.
    Always has been, always will be. :thumbsup:

    lol at your tags!

    Lulu'sMammy;4570767

    Cuzzy, you ain't going to have any balls left soon son!



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    You could always try these Lulu !!! ....

    http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm70/suze11photos/untitled.jpg
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