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    My company just got given 2 FA Cup final tickets

    And I am 3rd in the queue for them!! It is sooooooooooooooo unfair. I would pay hundreds for this ticket!

    I actually feel like crying!! :cry:

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    Admin

    One of the first 2 could have a "leeeetle accident"

    I feel a mysterious accident about to happen at your workplace Ian.

    I have a feeling it may involve 2 members of the workforce.

    Good luck.

    Original Poster

    I have been trying to figure out ways of preventing one of them going. I only need one to pull out!

    Anyone got any good suggestions??

    Admin

    Laxatives in their brew.

    Admin

    Or blackmail. Find something really REALLY dirty out about them and threaten to expose them if they don't give up their place.

    How desperate are they to go? If you would literally pay hundreds for the tix then offer it them. You never know.

    Other than that how about kidknapping their wife and holding her to ransom.

    You will not have a job to come back but hey you saw the final.....maybe

    HTH.

    Original Poster

    juliet_bravo

    Or blackmail. Find something really REALLY dirty out about them and … Or blackmail. Find something really REALLY dirty out about them and threaten to expose them if they don't give up their place.



    Hmmm, well one is a good mate, and I want him to go. The other is my boss.

    Dont think blackmailing my boss would go down too well!!

    Laxatives though......


    :evil:

    Original Poster

    greg_68

    How desperate are they to go? If you would literally pay hundreds for the … How desperate are they to go? If you would literally pay hundreds for the tix then offer it them. You never know.



    I am going to save the money offer as a last ditch attempt on Friday!
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