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    huh!?

    Your wifes shooting blanks haha

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    My wife and I went to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, ' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'
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    My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ... Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'

    We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
    ''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'
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    My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week! ...... You could learn a lot from him.'

    We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,
    'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'
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    My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, 'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

    I looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'

    Honestly -------- My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.
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    Lmao

    lol thats funny

    lol very good

    LOL..........

    Nice One.

    Banned

    :giggle::thumbsup:

    hahahaha ;-)

    Banned

    :lol::lol::lol: nice one :lol::lol:

    :-D Nice start to a monday for me :thumbsup:
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