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    A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed.

    Regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless practical joker, sitting at his bed side.

    He asked his brother how his wife was doing and his brother said, "Don't worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter.

    But the hospital was in a real hurry to
    get the birth certificates filed and since both you and your wife were unconscious, I named them for you."

    The husband was thinking to himself, "Oh no, what has he done now?" and asked with some trepidation, "Well, bro, what did you name them?"

    Whereupon, his brother replied, "I named the little girl Denise."

    The husband, relieved, said, "That's a lovely name! And what did you come up with for my son?"

    The brother winked and replied, "Denephew."

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    Lulz.

    da man skuzzy

    :lol: lol

    You're on top form tonight Skuse, loving the avi too :giggle:

    Like it

    :lol:

    funny

    Banned

    Inb4 the stalkers......

    lol!! 10/10

    Haha, keep them coming

    There used to be twins in my mums nursery called Sam and Ella :w00t:

    I'm not sure whether it was intentional or not.

    Banned

    starsparkle2311;6129601

    nice to see this thread has been cleansed of the h4terz:thumbsup:



    Oh.... was I not in b4 ?

    Damn those F5 ers

    peodude;6129557

    There used to be twins in my mums nursery called Sam and Ella :w00t:I'm … There used to be twins in my mums nursery called Sam and Ella :w00t:I'm not sure whether it was intentional or not.



    My cousins sister in law has just had a baby boy who she has called Sam, and she already has an older daughter called Ella. My cousin has gone around telling everyone that she has had the baby and now she has sam 'n' ella, everyone is really concerned until she explains!
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