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    Naughty....but nice

    A man is driving
    down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the
    corner of his eye....It reads:

    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
    HOUSE OF
    PROSTITUTION
    10 MILES

    He thinks this is a figment of his
    imagination and drives on without second thought..

    Soon he sees
    another sign which reads:

    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
    HOUSE OF
    PROSTITUTION
    5 MILES

    Suddenly he begins to realize that these
    signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying:

    SISTERS OF
    ST. FRANCIS
    HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
    NEXT RIGHT

    His curiosity
    gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the
    parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door
    reading:

    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

    He climbs the steps and
    rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who
    asks, 'What may we do for you my son?'

    He answers, 'I saw your
    signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business....'


    'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led through many
    winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed
    door and tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.'

    He does so
    and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door...
    This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the
    large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'

    He puts $100 in the
    cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it
    shut behind him.

    The door locks, and he finds himself back in the
    parking lot facing another sign:



    GO IN PEACE.
    YOU HAVE JUST
    BEEN SCR*WED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.

    4 Comments

    Excellent. Copied it before it gets pulled

    Banned

    lol

    fab!!!!

    :thumbsup: Mint
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