Naughty....but nice

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Found 2nd Oct 2008
A man is driving
down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the
corner of his eye....It reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF
PROSTITUTION
10 MILES

He thinks this is a figment of his
imagination and drives on without second thought..

Soon he sees
another sign which reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF
PROSTITUTION
5 MILES

Suddenly he begins to realize that these
signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying:

SISTERS OF
ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity
gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the
parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door
reading:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbs the steps and
rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who
asks, 'What may we do for you my son?'

He answers, 'I saw your
signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business....'


'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led through many
winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed
door and tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.'

He does so
and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door...
This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the
large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'

He puts $100 in the
cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it
shut behind him.

The door locks, and he finds himself back in the
parking lot facing another sign:



GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST
BEEN SCR*WED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
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4 Comments
Excellent. Copied it before it gets pulled
lol
fab!!!!
:thumbsup: Mint
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