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    A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome
    with her husband.. She mentioned the
    trip to the hairdresser, who responded:



    "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty.. You're
    crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you
    getting there?"



    "We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"



    "Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline. Their
    planes are old, their flight attendants
    are ugly, and they're always late. So where are you staying in Rome?"



    "We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called
    Teste."


    "Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be
    something special and exclusive, but it's
    really a dump."



    "We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope."



    "That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. You and a million other people trying
    to see him. He'll look the size of an
    ant.



    Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."



    A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked
    her about her trip to Rome.


    "It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of
    Continental's brand new planes, but it
    was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were
    wonderful, and I had a handsome
    28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.



    And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job,
    and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in
    the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their
    owner's suite at no extra charge!"


    "Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you
    didn't get to see the Pope."


    "Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss
    Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and
    explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so
    kind as to step into his private room
    and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.



    Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook
    my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few
    words to me."



    "Oh, really! What'd he say?"



    He said: "Who messed up your hair?"

    13 Comments

    is this true!!!???

    Banned

    LOL....

    Didn't remember the punchline - but have heard it before.

    :lol:

    :w00t:

    Very good!

    lol

    Xb0xGuru;5381240

    :w00t:Very good!



    +1

    Glitzybabe;5381215

    is this true!!!???



    Wat?

    Nice one Martin!

    Glitzybabe;5381215

    is this true!!!???



    That reminds me, what happened to levis24? :giggle:

    lol:thumbsup:

    Editor

    :lol: Nice one!

    funny ! :thumbsup:

    Good one.:thumbsup:

    Seems true to me:whistling::-D
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