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Neighbour's daughter!

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Found 11th May 2009
My neighbour at the back as a daughter she is about 10 year's old.

She is an absolute nightmare on her trampoline.

Constant high pitched screaming.

She does it intentionally at me because she knows I hate it.

What can I do?

Here come's a summer of hell!

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have you considered greasing the trampoline and then whacking her over the head with a "SLIPPERY WHEN WET" sign?

at night time when everyone is asleep, throw some cooking oil onto the top of the trampoline, try not to leave fingerprints anywhere like on your fence

SNAP bondjamesbond007!

bondjamesbond007;5182384

have you considered greasing the trampoline and then whacking her over … have you considered greasing the trampoline and then whacking her over the head with a "SLIPPERY WHEN WET" sign?


LMFAO!!

Have you spoke to her parents?

bondjamesbond007;5182384

have you considered greasing the trampoline and then whacking her over … have you considered greasing the trampoline and then whacking her over the head with a "SLIPPERY WHEN WET" sign?



LOL

carefully dig a hole under each leg, place a twig over each hole and stand the trampoline on those, then when she jumps on it it will sink to ground level (we did this in the portacabin at work only drilled the holes where a chair went and used match sticks, the next day we welded extra lengths to the chair legs so they reached the ceiling)

Just go in their garden at night with a knife, Cut down the middle of the fabric!

Sorted.

Just make sure the child doesnt wake up and see u holding a knife while looking at her with a angry look :thumbsup:

i sympathise with you, we had a similiar problem but lucklily the tramoline managed to get a tear init, not me i hasten to add :-D

our kids had one but i made sure they kept thier noise to a minimum, its all about being a good neighbour :thumbsup:

harlzter;5182422

carefully dig a hole under each leg, place a twig over each hole and … carefully dig a hole under each leg, place a twig over each hole and stand the trampoline on those, then when she jumps on it it will sink to ground level (we did this in the portacabin at work only drilled the holes where a chair went and used match sticks, the next day we welded extra lengths to the chair legs so they reached the ceiling)



LMFAO

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thesaint;5182417

Have you spoke to her parents?



Yes, I went round 2 year's ago.

I got a blank response.

When i was in hospital, in the middle of my labour pushing, my hubby zoomed the bed up to the ceiling.....b*****d!!!

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richp;5182427

i sympathise with you, we had a similiar problem but lucklily the … i sympathise with you, we had a similiar problem but lucklily the tramoline managed to get a tear init, not me i hasten to add :-Dour kids had one but i made sure they kept thier noise to a minimum, its all about being a good neighbour :thumbsup:



Horrendous isn't it!

"accidentally" put the hosepipe on her

you buy a trampoline and jump higher and scream a lot louder

why dont you get a huge trampoline and have a trampoline party making AS much noise as poss and give them a taste of their own medcine

Any nearby trees? If so a big tear in the trampoline that looks naturaly occuring. Oh dear would be a shame.

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boothy;5182509

problem is when they affect your quality of life which they are doing in … problem is when they affect your quality of life which they are doing in this case,not just a case of them being tolerated for misbehaving.



Thank you, she is a complete nightmare.

I have had bother from her for a long time.

My OH wishes a peado on her, she is that bad.

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boothy;5182509

problem is when they affect your quality of life which they are doing in … problem is when they affect your quality of life which they are doing in this case,not just a case of them being tolerated for misbehaving.



Thank you, she is a complete nightmare.

I have had bother from her for a long time.

DLM;5182555

Thank you, she is a complete nightmare.I have had bother from her for a … Thank you, she is a complete nightmare.I have had bother from her for a long time.



enviromental health/local council if they are really that bad then??

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thesaint;5182537

Try again?



There is really no point, she has 2 older brother's and I have had word's with them also.

The older one used to sit on the fence staring at me, he climbed over the fence. So I told him to leave.

He phoned the police and said I common assaulted him.

DLM;5182620

There is really no point, she has 2 older brother's and I have had word's … There is really no point, she has 2 older brother's and I have had word's with them also.The older one used to sit on the fence staring at me, he climbed over the fence. So I told him to leave.He phoned the police and said I common assaulted him.



out of interest where do you live?

oh this is the neighbours you have 'issues' with?


my advice = move

Lulu'sMammy;5182626

Same here matey, ive grew cobwebs.....i went to the loo earlier, and a … Same here matey, ive grew cobwebs.....i went to the loo earlier, and a moth flew out!!!



i can safely say, its been much longer for me, in fact im doubting i will again :w00t:

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boothy;5182564

enviromental health/local council if they are really that bad then??



I have started filling in my log again.

I will have to get on to the housing association again. :roll:

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boothy;5182628

out of interest where do you live?



Manchester.

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loupomm;5182629

oh this is the neighbours you have 'issues' with?my advice = move



I would, I just don't know where to go from here.

chilli seeds rubbed over the trampoline

DLM;5182698

I would, I just don't know where to go from here.



Warrington

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dean3988;5182720

Warrington



I know callands in warrington.

have you tried the nice neighbour approach? friendly chat and befriend her, bribe her with sweeties to be quiet, till shes too fat for excercise and wants to sit indoors watching tv all day

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dean3988;5182695

Just kill her



Very tempted.

It is nearly 2 year's that I have had to put up with this nonsense. :x

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dimebars;5182761

do you own a gun?



I wish :-D

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boothy;5182772

I think I still have a landmine kicking around in my shed



I'll pm you my address.

We are surrounded by trampolines, but we are lucky, the only time the kids next door scream is when they see us or the dog and they keep shouting hello!

I would try talking to the parents again and if that doesnt work then retaliate with loud music played in the garden, see how they like the noise pollution (but, speak to your other neighbours first)

DLM - I haven't read the whole thread but that's what kids do, make noise when they are having fun. Surely she doesn't do it that late into the evening

Maybe turn your music up loud or even better record you and the boyfriend doing your own bouncing and turn that up loud - drown her out with your own screams

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fireheaven;5183069

DLM - I haven't read the whole thread but that's what kids do, make noise … DLM - I haven't read the whole thread but that's what kids do, make noise when they are having fun. Surely she doesn't do it that late into the eveningMaybe turn your music up loud or even better record you and the boyfriend doign your own bouncing and turn that up loud - drown her out with your own screams



She only does the screaming when she see's me or my patio door's open :-(

DLM;5183090

She only does the screaming when she see's me or my patio door's open :-(



dont let her see you :thumbsup:

DLM;5183090

She only does the screaming when she see's me or my patio door's open :-(



Well there you go take my advice - I am sure her mother will pull her in if she thinks you and bf are at it in the garden ;-)
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