Never knew that they really did XL

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Found 21st Jan 2008
This thread is in regard to edi's deal for Durex.

hotukdeals.com/ite…an/

The thread is full of very poor jokes, but I must confess, In all my time on this lovely planet, I did not know that condoms were available in different sizes.

I'm not sure where this thread can go apart from downhill, but it would be nice if we could talk about it properly.

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I love it when you go to the health centre and they give you XL its like LOL.... "Um, im more suited to Trim" LOL.....

:whistling:I have heard of different sizes of condoms but not seen them very often - can anyone tell me where to get XXXS ones from? I want to get me ex husband a present for his honeymoon......

t0mm;1484013

I love it when you go to the health centre and they give you XL its like … I love it when you go to the health centre and they give you XL its like LOL.... "Um, im more suited to Trim" LOL.....




I thought all men would say "Not got any XXXL???"

Banned

They don't make XL, it's a marketing gimmick. Just like 'Big Boy Condoms' and 'Oh My God, a Capybara has just run up my... Protection'.

mates natural are for thicker people. lol , in america/canada they have magnum large which are good.

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t0mm;1484013

I love it when you go to the health centre and they give you XL its like … I love it when you go to the health centre and they give you XL its like LOL.... "Um, im more suited to Trim" LOL.....



They never ask me. :oops:

I've never heard of "Trim" before either. I think I have been living in a contraceptive wilderness.

pinkkitty2007;1484022

:whistling:I have heard of different sizes of condoms but not seen them … :whistling:I have heard of different sizes of condoms but not seen them very often - can anyone tell me where to get XXXS ones from? I want to get me ex husband a present for his honeymoon......



Put those claws away.

Banned

pinkkitty2007;1484022

:whistling:I have heard of different sizes of condoms but not seen them … :whistling:I have heard of different sizes of condoms but not seen them very often - can anyone tell me where to get XXXS ones from? I want to get me ex husband a present for his honeymoon......



why is he going alone:w00t:

thesaint;1484082

They never ask me. :oops:I've never heard of "Trim" before either. I … They never ask me. :oops:I've never heard of "Trim" before either. I think I have been living in a contraceptive wilderness.Put those claws away.



Well.....

Trim is a normal sized condom which width is smaller then normal to give that 'extra sensation' i say its for people with pencils but whatever floats your boat.:whistling:

t0mm;1484271

Well.....Trim is a normal sized condom which width is smaller then normal … Well.....Trim is a normal sized condom which width is smaller then normal to give that 'extra sensation' i say its for people with pencils but whatever floats your boat.:whistling:



my dear Tom, for one so young you have a great deal of knowledge regarding condom sizes!!:w00t: They must have taught you well at CTK!!!

Quite an unexpectantly short thread. I Thought it would last longer.

bitseylango;1484805

my dear Tom, for one so young you have a great deal of knowledge … my dear Tom, for one so young you have a great deal of knowledge regarding condom sizes!!:w00t: They must have taught you well at CTK!!!



Wasn't the school, It was the Arnold health centre, when we went for our uh... "C-Cards"


LMAO..

chesso;1484946

Quite an unexpectantly short thread. I Thought it would last longer.



Just wait for a few minutes and maybe it'll start again...

t0mm;1485003

Wasn't the school, It was the Arnold health centre, when we went for our … Wasn't the school, It was the Arnold health centre, when we went for our uh... "C-Cards" LMAO..



I remember when my eldest was at 6th form and was seeing a girl, i told him to be careful and if he ever needed protection, to let me know and i would pick some up in the shopping. He told me not to worry he had a C-card and he had already stocked up at the Arnold Health Centre!!!!!:w00t::w00t:

I remember, on the last day of year 11, we got a bit *drunk* on arnold park. decided to get condoms to use *on our heads* no.. really our heads with hair on and eyes.

Anyway.

I'd already had some 6 days before, and she made a really big scene because it wasnt 7 days. I told her to get f..... and snapped my c-card outside.


Went to NHS walk in centre! aha.

bjmcghee;1485035

Just wait for a few minutes and maybe it'll start again...


Well!! Fancy that - it did.:)

t0mm;1485050

. I told her to get f..... and snapped my c-card outside..



ooh you rebel you:w00t: LOL

Durex Gold have been available for years.

pinkkitty2007;1484022

:whistling:I have heard of different sizes of condoms but not seen them … :whistling:I have heard of different sizes of condoms but not seen them very often - can anyone tell me where to get XXXS ones from? I want to get me ex husband a present for his honeymoon......



A friend of mine got a tiny (roughly finger sized, I think) condom for his birthday once. I believe it was bought from Ann Summers.

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chesso;1484946

Quite an unexpectantly short thread. I Thought it would last longer.



Please, there are enough of those jokes in edi's thread. Have you read it, it is truly awful.

I can't be the only one that had never heard of different sized condoms.

Come on someone please admit it. :oops:

Another useless thread eh saint...
Nice one!

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iluvshopping;1489507

Another useless thread eh saint...Nice one!



Don't be sore because your 'informative' thread was deleted. :thumbsup:

Life is harsh, hug me don't reject me.

Just giving you the same as you gave me!
Dont like slatin people tho.... so 24 hours later I still feel guilty! soz. x

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iluvshopping;1494235

Just giving you the same as you gave me!Dont like slatin people tho.... … Just giving you the same as you gave me!Dont like slatin people tho.... so 24 hours later I still feel guilty! soz. x



Guilty? Don't be silly. :friends:

I went out and got some, I will have a "Posh one" whilst thinking of you tonight. ;-)

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh89/thesaint01/003.jpg

Naughty!! :giggle:

thesaint;1485975

Please, there are enough of those jokes in edi's thread. Have you read … Please, there are enough of those jokes in edi's thread. Have you read it, it is truly awful.:



:whistling::whistling:

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thesaint;1485975

Please, there are enough of those jokes in edi's thread. Have you read … Please, there are enough of those jokes in edi's thread. Have you read it, it is truly awful.



chesso;1500139

:whistling::whistling:



I wasn't joking ;-)

thesaint;1500276

I wasn't joking ;-)



I know, it was only a slip of the ... halo .. , I expect.
:roll:

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x229/69heatha69/small-pecker-condoms.jpg

awww.... soooo cute!!

jbarnett;1485936

A friend of mine got a tiny (roughly finger sized, I think) condom for … A friend of mine got a tiny (roughly finger sized, I think) condom for his birthday once. I believe it was bought from Ann Summers.



I know a bloke that would probably be the right size for! AND THATS NOT A JOKE!!!

lol !

.Meh..

id appears i wasnt well endowed. That link showing the length shows they go all the way past 20cm :O

And poor old me is stretching it at 6.5"

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l33t-krew;2299500

id appears i wasnt well endowed. That link showing the length shows they … id appears i wasnt well endowed. That link showing the length shows they go all the way past 20cm :OAnd poor old me is stretching it at 6.5"



Have you been reading a different thread? There's no link in this one. :thinking:

[SIZE="7"]looks like these are for me
grrr *man noises*[/SIZE]

Looks like something has finally perked up here!

here we go, here is the link

boots.com/ima…pdf


btw, do these trip airport alarms. Could prove extremely embarrasing :oops:

btw i mean the wrapping they are in, not the actual things themselves
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