New Boots

An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas . Bert always wanted a
Pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and
wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to
his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?'

Margaret looked him over. 'Nope.

Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back
into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked
Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'

Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging
down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again
tomorrow!

'Furious, Bert yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?'

'Nope', she replied.

'IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!'

Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, 'Shoulda bought a hat,
Bert. Shoulda bought a hat.'

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