Groups

    NEW DICTIONARY

    NEW DICTIONARY

    ADULT :
    A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing
    in the middle.

    BEAUTY PARLOUR :
    A place where women curl up and dye.

    CANNIBAL :
    Someone who is fed up with people.

    CHICKENS :
    The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

    COMMITTEE :
    A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

    DUST :
    Mud with the juice squeezed out.

    EGOTIST :
    Someone me-deep in conversation

    GOSSIP :
    A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

    HANDKERCHIEF :
    Cold Storage.

    INFLATION :
    Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

    MYTH:
    A female moth.

    MOSQUITO :
    An insect that makes you like flies better.

    RAISIN :
    Grape with a sunburn.

    SECRET :
    Something you tell to one person at a time.

    SKELETON :
    A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

    TOOTHACHE :
    The pain that drives you to extraction.

    TOMORROW :
    One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.

    YAWN :
    An honest opinion openly expressed.

    WRINKLES :
    Something other people have. You have character lines
    .

    3 Comments

    Original Poster

    SKELETON :
    A bunch of bones with the person scraped off !!! :w00t: YUK

    haha, they're real good

    :giggle: love them
    Post a comment
    Avatar
    @
      Text
      Top Discussions
      1. Dr Who ..............CARE this thread may contain Spoilers.54839
      2. Surprise! The HUKD Summer Flamedeer Hunt 2017 **OFFICIAL THREAD** (trading …90157
      3. How dangerous is Donald trump?34209
      4. Who's getting the Xbox X Scorpio? 60 day satisfaction1213

      See more discussions