New Scientific Discovery

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New Scientific Discovery

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet
known to science.

The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons,
88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic
mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are
surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be
detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into
contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would
normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to
complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay, but
instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant
neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentiums mass will actually increase over time, since each
reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe
that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.
This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element
that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many
peons but twice as many morons.

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Scientists have also found a gene that controls shyness.

They have been looking for it for years, and eventually found it hiding behind another gene.

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Scientists have also found a gene that controls shyness.They have been … Scientists have also found a gene that controls shyness.They have been looking for it for years, and eventually found it hiding behind another gene.




mornin all

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mornin all


Morning Holly

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guilbert53;3493396

Scientists have also found a gene that controls shyness.They have been … Scientists have also found a gene that controls shyness.They have been looking for it for years, and eventually found it hiding behind another gene.


haha lol ... morning guilbert

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