New Virus Alert

    OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80 MB, and then slowly expands back to 200 MB.

    POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS: Never calls itself a "virus, " but instead refers to itself as an "electronic micro-organism."

    ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS: Terminates your session and then disappears. It'll be back.

    ADAM AND EVE VIRUS: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.

    FREUDIAN VIRUS: Your computer becomes obsessed with its own motherboard.

    AIRLINE VIRUS: You're in London, but your data ends up in Singapore.

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