Newcastle stag weekend - This is how I roll (photo added)

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Found 15th Nov 2009
They really know how to have a good time up north and i didn't get a knife in my back. First time in a strip club...oh my god why have i not been in one before now? Mind blowing stuff! First rule of strip club - don't talk about strip club.

I was banana man on the sat and man the ladies were mad for it.

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first time in a strip club...oh my god why have i not been in one before … first time in a strip club...oh my god why have i not been in one before now?


you're 27


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uve never been to a strip club :? dude wtf :lol:

micoo;6896985

uve never been to a strip club :? dude wtf :lol:



not everyone is as wild as you micoo :-D

im shocked that you had never been to a strip club before :?

is this the first stag night/weekend you have been on?

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ilovepink;6897014

im shocked that you had never been to a strip club before :?is this the … im shocked that you had never been to a strip club before :?is this the first stag night/weekend you have been on?



2nd lol marriage is not the done thing any more. 1st time we were all too drunk to walk across MK to the strip club, plus i had been violently sick in the toilets. Not a good look.

Lol @ Newcarstle!!!!!!!!!

black gerbil1;6896977

you're 27





Why have you posted a picture of simon cowells fat brother?

Which pubs/clubs did you go into?

Hold on.... I've never been in a strip club either?

LoL I went glasgow on a stag weekend start of september...and I'm 17.

Jesus, Some of them Girls... Second rule of strip club - No touching

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Back to school on monday?

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dcx_badass;6897084

Spammed, you spelt it wrong again.



I am surprised he found the place, he has spelt it wrong twice this week.

Are you sure you didn't go to Newcastle-under-Lyme in Staffordshire :roll:

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Lulu'sMammy;6897155

Lol @ Newcarstle!!!!!!!!!



Mod edit to make me look bad.

Went in the gate did them all and puppy galore.

Friday night went in a load of pubs clubs somewhere i have no idea. Some girl started beating me up cause i gave her the cold shoulder.

micoo;6896985

uve never been to a strip club :? dude wtf :lol:



Never saw the point of strip clubs in this country, go in, get turned on and you cant do anything about it, you touch, and some man mountain of a bouncer bounces you out the door.

Much prefer the clubs in Amsterdam, where you can follow through as it were. :whistling:

dcx_badass;6897790

This is why I stay in at the weekend, we get riff raff like you who can't … This is why I stay in at the weekend, we get riff raff like you who can't even spell the place name coming to visit, week nights are where it's at.



Koos'day Tuesday is where it's at!

I've never been to a strip club (been to better places when based in Germany). I like the Gate, Jesmond, down by the Central Station or the Quayside, like Tynemouth too. I avoid the bigg market.

Paddy_o_furniture;6897961

I've never been to a strip club (been to better places when based in … I've never been to a strip club (been to better places when based in Germany). I like the Gate, Jesmond, down by the Central Station or the Quayside, like Tynemouth too. I avoid the bigg market.


Pig market

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dcx_badass;6897790

This is why I stay in at the weekend, we get riff raff like you who can't … This is why I stay in at the weekend, we get riff raff like you who can't even spell the place name coming to visit, week nights are where it's at.



Jesus christ i know how to spell newcastle it was a typo because i'm on my phone using predictive text messaging.

First rule of strip club, don't tpuch. Second rule of strip club - don't tell the gf as she'll go nuts. Third rule of strip club - I had though of something smart to say but I'm drunk and have now completely forgot.....

civms47;6901525

First rule of strip club, don't tpuch. Second rule of strip club - don't … First rule of strip club, don't tpuch. Second rule of strip club - don't tell the gf as she'll go nuts. Third rule of strip club - I had though of something smart to say but I'm drunk and have now completely forgot.....



rule 1 is lame, and I never follow it.

dcx_badass;6901690

You and your mum playing twister in the school holidays doesn't count as … You and your mum playing twister in the school holidays doesn't count as a strip club.


Laffin my crack off!!!

dcx_badass;6901690

You and your mum playing twister in the school holidays doesn't count as … You and your mum playing twister in the school holidays doesn't count as a strip club.



who are you? are you the guy who brags about visiting airports ? lool

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civms47;6901525

First rule of strip club, don't tpuch. Second rule of strip club - don't … First rule of strip club, don't tpuch. Second rule of strip club - don't tell the gf as she'll go nuts. Third rule of strip club - I had though of something smart to say but I'm drunk and have now completely forgot.....



Nah she said it was cool and I was there with her brother :thumbsup:

black gerbil1;6901662

rule 1 is lame, and I never follow it.



Touching the monitor when you're on certain sites doesn't count.....

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oh my god whose the div in the robin outfit

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sassie;6908328

oh my god whose the div in the robin outfit



it's a B....for Banana

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lumoruk;6908344

it's a B....for Banana



never seen blue bananas but hey ho





so whose the div in the banana outfit - lol

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sassie;6908363

never seen blue bananas but hey hoso whose the div in the banana outfit - … never seen blue bananas but hey hoso whose the div in the banana outfit - lol



Well it was my stag weekend....:roll: you're slow tonight sass, or you're just playing me as per..

youtube.com/wat…gT0

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lumoruk;6908368

Well it was my stag weekend....:roll: you're slow tonight sass, or you're … Well it was my stag weekend....:roll: you're slow tonight sass, or you're just playing me as per..



whooops i forget about that, i bet ya dead sexy with ya kit off :w00t:

Am I the only one that noticed the girl to the immediate left of you and how she's sitting?

Paddy_o_furniture;6908417

Am I the only one that noticed the girl to the immediate left of you and … Am I the only one that noticed the girl to the immediate left of you and how she's sitting?



Nope:thumbsup:

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Paddy_o_furniture;6908417

Am I the only one that noticed the girl to the immediate left of you and … Am I the only one that noticed the girl to the immediate left of you and how she's sitting?



ewww thats minging and the scabs on the knees of the other girl, puke

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I told her we wouldn't put it on facebook....didn't say anything about the rest of the internet

Paddy_o_furniture;6908417

Am I the only one that noticed the girl to the immediate left of you and … Am I the only one that noticed the girl to the immediate left of you and how she's sitting?



nope +1

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Just showed her all the photos, she flipped and said well just keep in mind I've got my 2nd hen party next weekend .... shut me up :roll:

I can see that lasses GROWLER!!!

Bet that poor girl is thanking God she wore knickers lol

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dcx_badass;6910790

Put the rest of the pics up!



no, but here's one more for the bank :thumbsup:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2637/4110792734_223cbdfd9f.jpg

that is ballin style!
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