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Found 29th Jul

The actress formally known as Mini Driver has just announced a multi-million dollar sponsorship deal, and will now be known as

"Lexus SUV Driver".
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You are now free to groan, or throw coffee cups at your screen.

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29th Jul

Heard that had fallen through and she had been poached by UBER - UBER DRIVER!

29th Jul

I’ll send here some basic tools as a gift! She can then be known as a Screw Driver.

29th Jul

fanpages30 m ago
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Golf Driver Driver just sounds silly.

29th Jul

BMW are fuming, they have just realised all the free publicity they have lost out on.

Edited by: "Gentle_Giant" 29th Jul

29th Jul

fanpages2 m ago
If such alliteration was good enough for Zsa Zsa Gabor, Boutros …If such alliteration was good enough for Zsa Zsa Gabor, Boutros Boutros-Ghali &, arguably, Edward Woodward, it should also be good enough for Volkswagen.

Edward Woodward had to go too far

29th Jul

(Reinstating my previous comment)

If such alliteration was good enough for Zsa Zsa Gabor, Boutros Boutros-Ghali &, arguably, Edward Woodward, it should also be good enough for Volkswagen

deeky3 m ago
Edward Woodward had to go too far

He had a bad case of anadiplosis & epanalepsis. It wasn't his fault. I blame his parents.

Edited by: "fanpages" 29th Jul

29th Jul

I don't think any celebrity endorsement will top Tony Hancock agreeing to be named after 4 parts of the human body.

29th Jul

Saturn2 m ago
I don't think any celebrity endorsement will top Tony Hancock agreeing to …I don't think any celebrity endorsement will top Tony Hancock agreeing to be named after 4 parts of the human body.

Han shot first.

29th Jul

john2020md please save us

29th Jul

Saturn7 h, 28 m ago
I don't think any celebrity endorsement will top Tony Hancock agreeing to …I don't think any celebrity endorsement will top Tony Hancock agreeing to be named after 4 parts of the human body.

I never understood the thinking behind the parents of a child in school.

Their surname was Pullin and they decided to call the baby boy Richard. So everyone called him Dick Pullin.

29th Jul

mastablasta1 h, 39 m ago
I never understood the thinking behind the parents of a child in school. …I never understood the thinking behind the parents of a child in school. Their surname was Pullin and they decided to call the baby boy Richard. So everyone called him Dick Pullin.

You think that is bad, we had a kid called "Simeon" (pronounced "Simian"); right, no monkey jokes going to be made about HIM.

While on the subject of middle class morons; my aunt was with my cousin waiting for one of his vaccines, and the child in front of them was called "Damocles" .

I bet he had a really pleasant childhood.