nine words women use men be warned....................

-----Nine words women use...

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying **** YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

warn all men about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

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**** Sounds like the wife

Has someone bugged our house??

my favorite - 'i'm not going to argue about it' meaning 'dont bother i have already won'

hahaha, i like this

You've described me perfectly. :giggle::giggle:

Here's a few more from my life experiences:

OK, You're right............Means you're correct but you will pay for it.

You sure ? .......... Quickly retract whatever statement you made. She's after a barney !

Forget it ! .............. Remember it ! and fast ! (similar to "don't know" above)

Are you watching this ? .......... There's something I want to watch on the other channel, change it now !

I'll pay ! .................... Yeah right. Will now cost you double later.

Am I paying ? ............If I do you'll be sorry.

That looks nice (Whilst out shopping).................That's what I want for my birthday, forget it at your peril.

Think I'm due on.............Formal declaration of hostilities. Not covered by any Geneva Convention on Human Rights.

Yep about sums up the monosyllabic woman.

boys, you really need to learn these :P

Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined!
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes







HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring Beer

You are obviously in touch with your feminine side rockhound!!!;-)

rockhound rules

See,it's perfectly clear,as rockhound has pointed out.........we don't ask for much!;-)

Judging by the current title just in case it is changed "nine words women use men be warned...................."

That's not 9 words so just proves females can't count either

i havent thought bout some of these things, oh God, keep me alive
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