No offence Scousers!!

    An Australian, an Irishman and a Liverpudlian are in a bar. They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner.

    He's so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad. They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs:

    "My God, it's Jesus!"

    Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint.

    Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter. Jesus accepts the drinks,smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after another. After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio.

    He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement:

    "My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone.

    It's a miracle!"

    Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock. " Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle."

    Jesus then approaches the Liverpudlian who says, "Back off, mate, I'm on

    disability benefit."



    Quite funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    none taken - funny:giggle::giggle:

    so funny

    oo lol

    lol funny

    last time there was a scouse joke on here it gort deleted

    He he he, naughty but funny! :-D

    haha, nice one

    hahahaha!!! wicked!
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