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    Noises in the loft, what could it be?

    Noises in the loft, what could it be?

    It's definitely an animal, also there is like creaking of things, scurrying, rummaging about?

    and NO I am not going to check it out.

    Do the council deal with this sort of thing?

    Cheers

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    Sounds like mice or rats! Could be a bird if you've got a hole in the roof! I'm sure the council provide a service for rodent control but I don't know how much it'll cost!
    You'll have to venture up and try n see what it is...you could always buy your own traps and bait first.

    Failing this could it be the missing hamster? Tee hee

    good luck!

    Banned

    it will be a squirel do you have trees near

    i think its the common loft lion.

    Bats, rats, mice, pigeons, gremlins or pixies.

    Save yourself £200 & get up & check yourself.

    Mice probably , or a rat , can be common if you have cavity walls .

    Maybe someone's living up there.

    oO a pigeon dropping its usual daily load

    Charlie Sheen?

    A malevolent demon that has followed you since childhood.

    A psychopathic serial killing clown??

    Osama Bin Laden?


    Gordon Brown?

    Lord Lucan riding Shergar?

    Banned

    boothy

    Osama Bin Laden?



    I think he's sharing the bedroom of someone else tbh

    Banned

    your evil twin that your parents have been hiding away and never told you about

    fragaliciousbob

    your evil twin that your parents have been hiding away and never told you … your evil twin that your parents have been hiding away and never told you about



    http://edubtv.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/hugo_simpson.png

    George Osbornes abacus?

    Original Poster

    council coming out tomorrow!

    No idea what it is, mouse, rat, squirrel, bird, osama (i'll get the reward ;))

    The combined wealth of Uzbekistan?

    illegal immigration

    http://newsup.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Gaddafi..jpg

    yep its him above...the loft monster

    My money's on it being the poltergeist of Anne Frank.

    shhhhh, it's me!

    a wormhole to the potato people?

    Perhaps the noises are in your head and there is nothing up there (not your head, the loft)
    Edited by: "greg_68" 2nd Mar 2011

    I have scrabbling noises in my loft but couldn't find anything that could cause it. It may be birds pulling moss off the roof tiles or in the guttering just echoing around the roof and making you think it's right above you.

    (I don't usually do these game threads, what do we win?)

    next guess:

    self-determination for the South Moldavian people

    My bad.

    doritos

    council coming out tomorrow!No idea what it is, mouse, rat, squirrel, … council coming out tomorrow!No idea what it is, mouse, rat, squirrel, bird, osama (i'll get the reward ;))



    wow. i found a bird nest in my attic, told housing, they refused to go up quoting health and safety blah blah blah. we still have a nice big holey gap in the eaves.

    You're all wrong! It's OBVIOUSLY The Borrowers x

    midjet666

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1286166.ece



    Don't really like The Sun but that headline is genius.

    it will be the loft troll
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