Found 16th Dec 2010
Any advice?

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Panic.

theres stuff you buy from the chemist...looks and tastes like syrup..will think what its called

put your hand up your bum and have a root around

Phone the coastguard when it starts to shift.

Original Poster

Will get some tomorrow...feel so run down

Eat 3 prunes and post back.

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cannyscot

Phone the coastguard when it starts to shift.

No one on duty with all these cut backs!

on a related note im logging off, going for a poo then to bed LOL night!

you know what......

s**t happens.....

Original Poster

love it

numptyj

on a related note im logging off, going for a poo then to bed LOL night!

Original Poster

Who put those tags up ^^^^

WOW, like we really wana know that!!

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DLM

https://www.nhsdirect.nhs.uk/CheckSymptoms/SATs/InitialAssessment

Thank you

lactulose solution, quick and painless, white bottle blue lid, you usually have to ask for it, used to use it when pregnant

ducolax is brill but dont plan to leave the house for awhile cause once it takes hold its dead legs as ur there for awhile

Taking your head out might help

it's no wonder your ass is so big

Movicol.
Prunes.
Lots of fruit.
Bran flakes.
Drink lots and lots of water.
If it gets to a week or so see your doctor.
Trust me, try all the above first, the doctors alternative may be the worst thing you will experience in a long time.

don't believe you mate you are full of crap

Picolax......a couple of sachets of that and your in Squirt city.......

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OK Mods, this is a "shopping website" as you constantly point out to me.

So, my thread of benefit cheats affording things I can't (being a worker that I am) gets deleted and posts about not being able to **** remain! Do I need to slap myself harder in the ear?

this thread is ****

X)...

bossyboots

this thread is ****



OMG bossy, I wasn't expecting that from you oO

JonnyTwoToes

Do I need to slap myself harder in the ear?


Yeah - would you like to borrow my baseball bat? X)

dig it out with a stick or get some sapositries..if thats hw you spell it, asda will sell them over the counter without prescription, i had same problem a few months ago and turned up at 4 in he morning for them!!

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d99/azngyrl215/GIF/0140.gif

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gari189

Yeah - would you like to borrow my baseball bat? X)



That's a curve ball yah? <-----click!

Edited by: "JonnyTwoToes" 16th Dec 2010

woddle1000

dig it out with a stick or get some sapositries..if thats hw you spell … dig it out with a stick or get some sapositries..if thats hw you spell it, asda will sell them over the counter without prescription, i had same problem a few months ago and turned up at 4 in he morning for them!!



Those suppositories!!

For all the good they were I'd have been as well shoving them up my a***!

PraxxtorCruel

OMG bossy, I wasn't expecting that from you oO




sometimes I do say that word that sounds like sheet but with an e on the end, and replacing the double ee with an "i"

X)

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bossyboots

sometimes I do say that word that sounds like sheet but with an e on the … sometimes I do say that word that sounds like sheet but with an e on the end, and replacing the double ee with an "i" X)



Gee. That's pretty clever for you.

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JonnyTwoToes

OK Mods, this is a "shopping website" as you constantly point out to … OK Mods, this is a "shopping website" as you constantly point out to me.So, my thread of benefit cheats affording things I can't (being a worker that I am) gets deleted and posts about not being able to **** remain! Do I need to slap myself harder in the ear?



Please, please, please join my clique.

Lickage will be permitted (_;)

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DLM

Please, please, please join my clique.Lickage will be permitted (_;)



Do you think the mods are chavs, or they are just exploiting them?
Either way, there's got to be a European Law for Chav Rights being singled out here?

Let us know when it comes out !!!................:D

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JonnyTwoToes

Do you think the mods are chavs, or they are just exploiting them?Either … Do you think the mods are chavs, or they are just exploiting them?Either way, there's got to be a European Law for Chav Rights being singled out here?



I think Jeremy Kyle might be sponsoring this site these days

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My new hens are definitely not constipated.

Get some porridge down you OP (_;)

Original Poster

cheer up my bottom is sore not yours

JonnyTwoToes

OK Mods, this is a "shopping website" as you constantly point out to … OK Mods, this is a "shopping website" as you constantly point out to me.So, my thread of benefit cheats affording things I can't (being a worker that I am) gets deleted and posts about not being able to **** remain! Do I need to slap myself harder in the ear?

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It rhymes!

Hugh needs a poo

DLM

Please, please, please join my clique.Lickage will be permitted (_;)



awww saw your new chat thread disappeared
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