Not had a poo in 5 days!

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      Posted 16th Dec 2010
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      Panic.
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      deleted87803
      theres stuff you buy from the chemist...looks and tastes like syrup..will think what its called
      put your hand up your bum and have a root around
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      deleted80385
      Phone the coastguard when it starts to shift.
      Will get some tomorrow...feel so run down
      Eat 3 prunes and post back.
      cannyscot

      Phone the coastguard when it starts to shift.

      No one on duty with all these cut backs!
      on a related note im logging off, going for a poo then to bed LOL night!
      you know what......

      s**t happens.....

      love it

      numptyj

      on a related note im logging off, going for a poo then to bed LOL night!

      Who put those tags up ^^^^
      WOW, like we really wana know that!!
      DLM

      https://www.nhsdirect.nhs.uk/CheckSymptoms/SATs/InitialAssessment

      Thank you
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      deleted87803
      lactulose solution, quick and painless, white bottle blue lid, you usually have to ask for it, used to use it when pregnant
      ducolax is brill but dont plan to leave the house for awhile cause once it takes hold its dead legs as ur there for awhile
      Taking your head out might help
      it's no wonder your ass is so big
      Movicol.
      Prunes.
      Lots of fruit.
      Bran flakes.
      Drink lots and lots of water.
      If it gets to a week or so see your doctor.
      Trust me, try all the above first, the doctors alternative may be the worst thing you will experience in a long time.
      don't believe you mate you are full of crap
      Picolax......a couple of sachets of that and your in Squirt city.......
      OK Mods, this is a "shopping website" as you constantly point out to me.

      So, my thread of benefit cheats affording things I can't (being a worker that I am) gets deleted and posts about not being able to **** remain! Do I need to slap myself harder in the ear?
      this thread is ****
      X)...
      bossyboots

      this thread is ****



      OMG bossy, I wasn't expecting that from you oO
      JonnyTwoToes

      Do I need to slap myself harder in the ear?


      Yeah - would you like to borrow my baseball bat? X)
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      deleted13703
      dig it out with a stick or get some sapositries..if thats hw you spell it, asda will sell them over the counter without prescription, i had same problem a few months ago and turned up at 4 in he morning for them!!
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      deleted62263
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      gari189

      Yeah - would you like to borrow my baseball bat? X)



      That's a curve ball yah? <-----click!

      Edited by: "JonnyTwoToes" 16th Dec 2010
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      deleted80385
      woddle1000

      dig it out with a stick or get some sapositries..if thats hw you spell … dig it out with a stick or get some sapositries..if thats hw you spell it, asda will sell them over the counter without prescription, i had same problem a few months ago and turned up at 4 in he morning for them!!



      Those suppositories!!

      For all the good they were I'd have been as well shoving them up my a***!
      PraxxtorCruel

      OMG bossy, I wasn't expecting that from you oO




      sometimes I do say that word that sounds like sheet but with an e on the end, and replacing the double ee with an "i"

      X)
      bossyboots

      sometimes I do say that word that sounds like sheet but with an e on the … sometimes I do say that word that sounds like sheet but with an e on the end, and replacing the double ee with an "i" X)



      Gee. That's pretty clever for you.
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      deleted94047
      JonnyTwoToes

      OK Mods, this is a "shopping website" as you constantly point out to … OK Mods, this is a "shopping website" as you constantly point out to me.So, my thread of benefit cheats affording things I can't (being a worker that I am) gets deleted and posts about not being able to **** remain! Do I need to slap myself harder in the ear?



      Please, please, please join my clique.

      Lickage will be permitted (_;)
      DLM

      Please, please, please join my clique.Lickage will be permitted (_;)



      Do you think the mods are chavs, or they are just exploiting them?
      Either way, there's got to be a European Law for Chav Rights being singled out here?
      Let us know when it comes out !!!................:D
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      deleted94047
      JonnyTwoToes

      Do you think the mods are chavs, or they are just exploiting them?Either … Do you think the mods are chavs, or they are just exploiting them?Either way, there's got to be a European Law for Chav Rights being singled out here?



      I think Jeremy Kyle might be sponsoring this site these days
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      deleted94047
      My new hens are definitely not constipated.

      Get some porridge down you OP (_;)

      cheer up my bottom is sore not yours

      JonnyTwoToes

      OK Mods, this is a "shopping website" as you constantly point out to … OK Mods, this is a "shopping website" as you constantly point out to me.So, my thread of benefit cheats affording things I can't (being a worker that I am) gets deleted and posts about not being able to **** remain! Do I need to slap myself harder in the ear?

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      deleted94047
      It rhymes!

      Hugh needs a poo
      DLM

      Please, please, please join my clique.Lickage will be permitted (_;)



      awww saw your new chat thread disappeared
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