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    Not the Happiest Birthday

    Two weeks ago was my 44th birthday and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning. I went down to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday" and probably have a present for me. She didn't even say "Good Morning", let alone any "Happy Birthday." I thought, "Well, that's wives for you. The children will remember. "The children came down to breakfast and didn't say a word.

    When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet said, "Good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday." I felt a little better. Someone had remembered. I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know it is such a beautiful day outside and it is your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go.

    We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go. We went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it is such a beautiful day, we don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

    After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable. Sure," I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children and dozens of our friends. They were all singing Happy Birthday.......and there I sat on the couch.......naked.

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    LOL good one

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    lol :thumbsup:

    Oh no poor guy.....lol.....rep coming your way...bout time you told a decent one skusey....

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    black gerbil1;3410095

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    kiwinator;3409954

    LOL good one



    salder21;3409996

    lol :thumbsup:



    ukmonkey;3410064

    Oh no poor guy.....lol.....rep coming your way...bout time you told a … Oh no poor guy.....lol.....rep coming your way...bout time you told a decent one skusey....



    black gerbil1;3410095

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    lol :thumbsup:

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    its funny but i've heard ot loads of times before

    A perennial :thumbsup:

    Do I get some rep if I tell an old joke??

    deathtrap3000;3410659

    Do I get some rep if I tell an old joke??



    go for it:thumbsup:
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