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    Note to self :

    In future when retrieving something from the Dishwasher.............ensure that it has finished first. DOH!!!!

    On the bright side......the blast of hot steam on my face has given me skin as soft as a baby's bottom............so helpful beauty tip to you ladies out there. D:

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    I do it all the time!

    Banned

    opening the oven door has the same effect

    Penny Saver

    I do it all the time!



    me too,.........not good if you dont have waterproof mascara on though

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    shopstilldrops

    me too,.........not good if you dont have waterproof mascara on though



    Thankfully i don't have that problem. X)

    Don't forget you can poach fish in a dishwasher, looking good and having dinner on the table!

    The worst one is opening the washing machine when it's on.

    Banned

    Why did you need to open the dishwasher in the first place?:p

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    DarkKnight

    The worst one is opening the washing machine when it's on.



    Washing machine won't open when its on..........why can't they do that with dishwashers. lol

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    guv

    Why did you need to open the dishwasher in the first place?:p



    The wife is out and i'm not sure where things are

    *jokes........don't lynch me* X)

    sassie

    opening the oven door has the same effect



    I wear specs, so either way I'm blinded for ten minutes while they demist

    you could use it as a daily cleansing routine!!!!

    Syzable

    The wife is out and i'm not sure where things are :(*jokes........don't … The wife is out and i'm not sure where things are :(*jokes........don't lynch me* X)



    You should have asked on here, we know where everything is. What you after???

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    Penny Saver

    You should have asked on here, we know where everything is. What you … You should have asked on here, we know where everything is. What you after???



    A spoon.............while you're at it.........where's the kettle?? oO lol

    Ruining the dishes now as well as business's I see.

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    Syzable

    The wife is out and i'm not sure where things are :(*jokes........don't … The wife is out and i'm not sure where things are :(*jokes........don't lynch me* X)



    why have you removed her ball and chain? Big mistake. I can't any sympathy for you!

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    guv

    why have you removed her ball and chain? Big mistake. I can't any … why have you removed her ball and chain? Big mistake. I can't any sympathy for you!



    You're worrying me now............what if she isn't back in time for dinner???

    Syzable

    Washing machine won't open when its on.



    One i used abroad did.
    I didn't hear it doing anything. When i opened it, like 5 litres of water went everywhere, lol.

    I hope you don't ruin dinner tonight either or I will send your a firm pm demmanding blood.

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    Adam2050

    I hope you don't ruin dinner tonight either or I will send your a firm pm … I hope you don't ruin dinner tonight either or I will send your a firm pm demmanding blood.



    I'm afraid my blood is now no good for a week or two after receiving a flu jab this morning............can i provide smarties instead??

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    Syzable

    You're worrying me now............what if she isn't back in time for … You're worrying me now............what if she isn't back in time for dinner???



    and they say women are redundant

    Syzable

    I'm afraid my blood is now no good for a week or two after receiving a … I'm afraid my blood is now no good for a week or two after receiving a flu jab this morning............can i provide smarties instead??



    Smarties isn't a currently taken on the NHS. Otherwise every begger would ask for the blue ones.

    I do it all the time and steam up my glasses, my little boy think its hysterical when mummy is temporarily blinded!

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    nikkib123

    I do it all the time and steam up my glasses, my little boy think its … I do it all the time and steam up my glasses, my little boy think its hysterical when mummy is temporarily blinded!



    lol........why are kids so evil?

    Syzable

    lol........why are kids so evil?



    yeh agree, my two were hysterical last week when i ran in to our local tesco express and slipped onto me a*se (ouch ! ) X)

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    shopstilldrops

    yeh agree, my two were hysterical last week when i ran in to our local … yeh agree, my two were hysterical last week when i ran in to our local tesco express and slipped onto me a*se (ouch ! ) X)



    I would have laughed too............loudly X)

    My 3 like telling everyone i'm going gay instead of grey

    Syzable

    I would have laughed too............loudly X)My 3 like telling … I would have laughed too............loudly X)My 3 like telling everyone i'm going gay instead of grey



    I don't think my three would even know what that meant!

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    Penny Saver

    I don't think my three would even know what that meant!



    2 of mine don't but they like copying the eldest. Grrrr. lol

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    I would have laughed too............loudly X)My 3 like telling … I would have laughed too............loudly X)My 3 like telling everyone i'm going gay instead of grey



    yeh like my hubby did when i came home red faced , ..........men

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    sassie

    and they say women are redundant



    Not in the kitchen and bedroom Sassie.

    Syzable

    My 3 like telling everyone i'm going gay instead of grey



    Do you really think that's accidental? Mine keep telling me I'm well sick, which is weird because I feel fine!

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    She's back..............i shall survive.
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