Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage......................

29 replies
Found 15th Jul 2008
WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.


Men are like....



1. Men are like Laxatives , They irritate the crap out of you.

2 Men are like Bananas , The older they get, the less firm they are.


3. Men are like Weather , Nothing can be done to change them.



4. Men are like Blenders You want One, but you're not quite sure why.



5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, thick, & they usually head straight for your hips.


6. Men are like adverts ,You can't believe a word they say.


7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!



8. Men are like .. pension funds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.





9. Men are like Mascara , They usually run at the first sign of emotion.



10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.


11. Men are like Snowstorms ,You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.


Sorry if its been posted before but it made me giggle

29 Comments

Very funny and very true :thumbsup:

true true

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Sexist Filth

my sister got married on the weekend

Sexist !!

Reported !! (NOT)

Original Poster

kyalion;2531616

Sexist !!Reported !! (NOT)

lolol reading it again oh it is rather sexist isnt it:oops:

See its always been women that have commitment issues......

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:giggle:

Mardyass;2531630

lolol reading it again oh it is rather sexist isnt it:oops:



Sexist it may be but still factual in most men's cases

Congrats to your sis Ace

haha judging from this post itl never last lool

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very funny,

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I am only joking btw....yh maybe it is, but come on its a joke, I see it for what it is

very good ....

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A gentleman does things no gentleman should do in a way only a gentleman can.

Men are like toilets. Either vacant, engaged, or full of carp.

Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.

An empty man is full of himself

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women are aganst short-term/long-term relationships, marriage, flirt, starwards, one-night stands and still dotn we just simply loooovvveee them ........ ****girlfriend has recently joined HUKD ****

snowtiger;2531855

very good .... *A gentleman does things no gentleman should do in a way … very good .... *A gentleman does things no gentleman should do in a way only a gentleman can.Men are like toilets. Either vacant, engaged, or full of carp.



The measure of a gentleman is one who can describe a lady without using his hands.

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snowtiger;2531855

very good .... *A gentleman does things no gentleman should do in a way … very good .... *A gentleman does things no gentleman should do in a way only a gentleman can.Men are like toilets. Either vacant, engaged, or full of carp.Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.



a whole lota kissing going on there snow tiger

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[quote=Dell_in_the_bed;2531865]women are aganst short-term/long-term relationships, marriage, flirt, starwards, one-night stands and still dotn we just simply loooovvveee them ........ ****girlfriend has recently joined HUKD ****[/quote]
LOL


You'll be skint permanently now!

A more appropriate title is Nowadays, 80% of women are against their father...................... Subject to the statement being true in the first place... a big if.

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Ladies are looking for a tongue that can satisfy them without touching them

just in case an idiot is reading this (and about to get be suspended): A talkative person who can play with his words

Dell_in_the_bed;2531875

a whole lota kissing going on there snow tiger


:? dont understand ?

Only married women are against marriage...............was it something i said?

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ODB_69;2531878

[quote=Dell_in_the_bed;2531865]women are aganst short-term/long-term … [quote=Dell_in_the_bed;2531865]women are aganst short-term/long-term relationships, marriage, flirt, starwards, one-night stands and still dotn we just simply loooovvveee them ........ ****girlfriend has recently joined HUKD ****[/quote]LOLYou'll be skint permanently now!



As if not already after a 3-year relation

you know I am just joking hun !

Dell_in_the_bed;2531909

Ladies are looking for a tongue that can [SIZE="5"]satisfy[/SIZE] them … Ladies are looking for a tongue that can [SIZE="5"]satisfy[/SIZE] them without touching them



never

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snowtiger;2531910

:? dont understand ?



YOur avatar snowtiger,

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Alfonse;2531931

never



ahem now I can disagree with Alfonse can I :thumbsup:

Dell_in_the_bed;2531932

YOur avatar snowtiger,


:oops: oh yeah ... being blonde today

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snowtiger;2531956

:oops: oh yeah ... being blonde today



lol nah probably just dating too many of those eh ?

:giggle: nice

80% against marriage, why are we asking you to contribute towards the cost of it? Is it getting harder and harder to slim down to fit in that wedding dress? Do you think they should let you wear a black dress (it's so much more slimming than that white one, white, yeah pure lol)

I think 100% of men are against marriage, but the truth is women have sex when they want it, men when they can. Most of us are pathetic and allow our smaller brain to make our decisions. But then we have a huge disadvantage as we are not sly, conniving, manipulative, self obessed, selfish bitches. We're just men and in many ways that's much worse.
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