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    I have decided to be a little more adventurous with my posts, so though i would let you know that i shall be doing this topless in only a thong

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    Pics please!

    Mowing the lawn in just a thong? :-D

    hahahahaha!

    do you have overlooking neighbours?

    Do you need a hand trimming your bush?

    Abvance;2574034

    Do you need a hand trimming your bush?



    http://th21.photobucket.com/albums/b297/lizzyjoh/Smiley%20Heaven/th_Doh.gif

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    Will there be any media coverage

    I think some people are off with their cameras for personal use, not media

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    Abvance;2574021

    Pics please!



    :w00t:
    Has this request been accepted I have come back to the forum for the 5th time now

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    Is there any other way to dress when mowing the lawn:?

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    dontdothatagain;2574085

    I think some people are off with their cameras for personal use, not … I think some people are off with their cameras for personal use, not media



    Sharing is carrying (cannot spell things right when I am excited ;-)

    Make sure to apply sun screen - everywhere :thumbsup:

    Dell_in_the_bed;2574076

    Will there be any media coverage



    BBC radio Shropshire have to go home at 4:30 to avoid the rush in their tractors so I think not.

    So who is excited?

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    Prissymiss;2574090

    Is there any other way to dress when mowing the lawn:?



    I see the property prices going up in your neighbourhood

    Techincally i could say i was off to Cosford to get pics of the County Air Ambulance....

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    emasu;2574123

    Techincally i could say i was off to Cosford to get pics of the County … Techincally i could say i was off to Cosford to get pics of the County Air Ambulance....




    The idea sounds good to me and how would you explain Beautiful topless women

    Just like you did

    Well um... I suppose if we refer to the aircraft as she:

    http://www.ukemergencyaviation.co.uk/user/image/g-wmas-large.jpg

    She isn't wearing a "top"....

    Or anything for that matter

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    dontdothatagain;2574142

    Just like you did



    Getting closer to nature, bless them all. ........

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    emasu;2574152

    Well um... I suppose if we refer to the aircraft as she:She isn't wearing … Well um... I suppose if we refer to the aircraft as she:She isn't wearing a "top"....Or anything for that matter



    She is lookin nice and sexy, no thongs either can you beat that sassie/headgirl

    mm... and her skids are clean

    (for once) though they can get muddy in the winter.

    what you mean this isn't how you normally mow the lawn?? You're right, you obviously do need to make things a little more exciting, because that's the norm here. Except rather than use a thong, I tend to use the Borat mankini, even though I'm female. I think it gives just the right amount of coverage whilst still allowing freedom to swing that mower round :thumbsup:

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    Charlie&Lola;2574167

    what you mean this isn't how you normally mow the lawn?? You're right, … what you mean this isn't how you normally mow the lawn?? You're right, you obviously do need to make things a little more exciting, because that's the norm here. Except rather than use a thong, I tend to use the Borat mankini, even though I'm female. I think it gives just the right amount of coverage whilst still allowing freedom to swing that mower round :thumbsup:



    Post a pic, that'll be a good one:w00t:

    Some tips..:p

    Prissymiss;2574174

    Post a pic, that'll be a good one:w00t:



    That would excite some people around here

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    I reckon you should just get flirty with a model and get them to mow the lawn, then afterwards speak 3 magic words. "You are history".

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    guv;2574196

    I reckon you should just get flirty with a model and get them to mow the … I reckon you should just get flirty with a model and get them to mow the lawn, then afterwards speak 3 magic words. "You are history".



    lmao, the new avatar affect

    How long does it take to mow a lawn, lol.

    Prissymiss;2574174

    Post a pic, that'll be a good one:w00t:




    I would, but the professional pictures I had taken of me doing it that were used for the Poundland modelling campaign are already available online, if you look in the right places... :whistling:

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    Charlie&Lola;2574239

    I would, but the professional pictures I had taken of me doing it that … I would, but the professional pictures I had taken of me doing it that were used for the Poundland modelling campaign are already available online, if you look in the right places... :whistling:



    lol nice one, should I start a search thread, or my good friend advance already on it

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    So are you still mowing the lawn or off to take a shower now

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    OMG i went out ready, and the neighbour passing said it wasnt a womens job to mow lawns and did them for me, i jsut lazed on the recliner with a pimms :-)

    sassie;2574341

    OMG i went out ready, and the neighbour passing said it wasnt a womens … OMG i went out ready, and the neighbour passing said it wasnt a womens job to mow lawns and did them for me, i jsut lazed on the recliner with a pimms :-)



    in just a thong?

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    loupomm;2574354

    in just a thong?




    hell no, what do you think i am, i always wear a hat when its hot:w00t:

    twinks;2574360

    You have class Sassy, that was very good of him, did he do a good job or … You have class Sassy, that was very good of him, did he do a good job or is he still perfecting the 5 square feet of lawn you have? :whistling:



    Its slightly bigger than that, although now the children have gone he has removed hos t-shirt;-)

    My grass needs cutting Sassie..........I thought while you are still dressed for the job you could pop round???;-)

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    Train Driver;2574817

    My grass needs cutting Sassie..........I thought while you are still … My grass needs cutting Sassie..........I thought while you are still dressed for the job you could pop round???;-)



    LAMO ........

    ......i'm feeling slightly queasy

    God damn................i'm finally back from the eye specialist and i'm pleased to say my sight has finally returned.

    I never knew you lived next door Sass. :-D ;-)

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    owlass;2576502

    ......i'm feeling slightly queasy



    to much information, although its a starnge name to call your winkie:w00t::w00t:

    sassie;2576887

    to much information, although its a starnge name to call your … to much information, although its a starnge name to call your winkie:w00t::w00t:




    :lol: ........ why have ya got 2 onions hanging from ya thong ......
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