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Oh dear...Christmas Cracker Jokes. What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?

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Found 25th Dec 2013
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Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed?






He had low elf-esteem.
What type of tea do footballer's drink?

Penalty.
What do you call a man with a spade on his head?



Doug
what's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can road beef....
backtothecaves

what's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can road … what's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can road beef....

roast.
Op was that 99p store crackers? We had the same.
grommachine

Op was that 99p store crackers? We had the same.



No way...it was poundland
grommachine

Op was that 99p store crackers? We had the same.



nah I think it was from the new 49p shop! oO

kfc?
chapchap

No way...it was poundland



Classsy
markq

nah I think it was from the new 49p shop! oO:p



cheapskate!
grommachine

cheapskate!



Huh I am not the OP and wasnt the one buying the joke

I was suggesting that by the standard of the joke, the shop must have been cheaper than a 99p store.

Hope that clears up your confusion
Doctor I only have 59 seconds to live. Ok sit down I will b with u in a minute
bailey4mummy

Doctor I only have 59 seconds to live. Ok sit down I will b with u in a … Doctor I only have 59 seconds to live. Ok sit down I will b with u in a minute



If any comment was ever worthy of a 10 month old thread revival...
































That wasn't it. But stick around, maybe try another!
Edited by: "miikeyblue" 15th Nov 2014
I'll update in the next few weeks...
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