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    Oh Lawd

    Can't eat pork,
    Swine flu...


    Can't eat chicken,
    Bird flu.


    Can't eat Beef,
    Mad cow....

    Can't eat eggs,
    Salmonella.

    Can't eat fish,
    heavy metal poisons in their waters.

    Can't eat fruits and veggies,
    insecticides and herbicides.

    Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I believe that leaves Chocolate and ice cream!!!!!!!!
    Remember - - - 'STRESSED'
    spelled backwards! is
    'DESSERTS'

    16 Comments

    You can't get swine flu from eating pork.
    Organic fruits and veggies don't have insecticides and herbicides right?

    lol, nice joke. Gives me a good excuse for more ice cream

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    Met-Cast;5173248

    You can't get swine flu from eating pork.Organic fruits and veggies don't … You can't get swine flu from eating pork.Organic fruits and veggies don't have insecticides and herbicides right?



    too deep i THINK:)

    ClarityofMind;5173263

    lol, nice joke. Gives me a good excuse for more ice cream



    Oh it was a joke :oops:. Nice one :thumbsup:

    just as well they`re my favourites:-D

    Me liking these idea, my ass is expanding at the thought!

    Met-Cast;5173274

    Oh it was a joke :oops:. Nice one :thumbsup:



    lol

    Banned

    dont u make ice cream and chocolate with eggs


    oh sorry didnt see the joke....

    Met-Cast;5173248

    You can't get swine flu from eating pork.Organic fruits and veggies don't … You can't get swine flu from eating pork.Organic fruits and veggies don't have insecticides and herbicides right?


    lol:roll:




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    casparwhite;5173352

    dont u make ice cream and chocolate with eggsoh sorry didnt see the … dont u make ice cream and chocolate with eggsoh sorry didnt see the joke....



    Dammit knew I was forgetting something :whistling:. :-D

    raptorcigs;5173373

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    Why you got them things in your post Rappy?

    Just drink beer, basically a good meal, barley, hops, yeast and water, like a 4 course meal without the tedious chewing:)

    [SIZE="3"] sorry you cant eat chocolate & ice cream..that will give you...the s++ts![/SIZE]

    Mr Weasle;5173559

    [SIZE="3"] sorry you cant eat chocolate & ice cream..that will give … [SIZE="3"] sorry you cant eat chocolate & ice cream..that will give you...the s++ts![/SIZE]



    Doesnt give me the s****, just makes me happy:):)

    clondikemike;5173426

    Just drink beer, basically a good meal, barley, hops, yeast and water, … Just drink beer, basically a good meal, barley, hops, yeast and water, like a 4 course meal without the tedious chewing:)



    lmao :w00t:
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