Found 15th Aug 2008
Oh So Very True !!!!!!

An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town.

The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked.

As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding.

The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.

Then, later, they passed some people who remarked, What a shame, he makes that little boy walk.

So they then decided theyd both walk!

Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride.

So, they both rode the donkey.

Now they passed some people who shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey.

The boy and man figured they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey.

As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and he fell into the river and drowned.

The moral of the story?

If you try to please everyone, you might as well

Kiss your ass goodbye!

Have a great day .............. & be careful with your donkey !!

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Original Poster


nice one

Where do you get all these jokes?.

:lol: so true!! :whistling:


:giggle: good one

Thanks for my morning laugh.

Good giggle.


Where do you get all these jokes?.

theres this thing called the 'internet' its gonna be huge :thumbsup:

That's exactly the reason why i aim to please no one!!!
Good one ST x (as usual)

lol - good one

Excellent !
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