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    Oh to be a civil servant!

    A chap goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
    The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'
    He says 'Yes - just caffeine'
    'Have you ever been in the services?'
    'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'
    The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment,' and then asks,
    'Are you disabled in any way?
    The guy says, 'Yes 100%...an IED exploded near me and blew my testicles off.'
    The interviewer tells the guy,
    'O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now.
    Normal hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM.
    You can start tomorrow at 10:00 -
    and plan on starting at 10 AM every day.'
    The chap is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM,
    Why don't you want me to be here before 10 AM?
    'This is a government job,' the interviewer says.
    'For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.
    No point in you coming in for that.'

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    lmao love it

    Loooooooool

    Love it , but do you know how close you are to real life !
    A friend of ours son started working in the it department of a certain government agency , he was the new boy really keen , working hard , extra effort. You would think good , but no he was told in no uncertain terms that he was working to hard and other people were couldnt keep up !

    he he very good! :thumbsup:

    Haha, you forgot smoking.

    crunch;2224500

    Love it , but do you know how close you are to real life !A friend of … Love it , but do you know how close you are to real life !A friend of ours son started working in the it department of a certain government agency , he was the new boy really keen , working hard , extra effort. You would think good , but no he was told in no uncertain terms that he was working to hard and other people were couldnt keep up !




    I've heard of this happen to people! (not at places where I've worked, but friends of friends!!!) :thinking:

    New people working hard have been seen as threats and asked to slow down!! :roll:
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