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    Drivingg is ACEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    First time ive even seen a computer in 5 days haha!

    So the summary of the past 5 days is...
    - Bumped into the back of someone
    - Didnt go through insurance.. Got it all sorted with some favours from mates
    - Spent about £70 in petrol
    - Reversed into someone... Nothing done so left to it
    - Pulled by the police for overtaking someone in a 30... Got away with it
    - Added 650 Miles onto the clock!

    Sorted ;D

    46 Comments

    You muppet lol. Sounds like your learning to drive :giggle:

    You should be extra careful since your a new driver. Driving's fun I agree, but I think you're a little too excited and that's not a good sign.

    PraxxtorCruel;6972757

    You should be banned, your dangerous geez.



    ^^^ this

    Banned

    need to find a little village with some chav talent and ur sorted

    few burnouts and 360's and youll be dry bonin in no time

    ... wow you broke every driving law bar ONE!! DRINK DRIVING!!!!!!! dont do it pal, under no circumstances

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    addyliver;6972782

    ... wow you broke every driving law bar ONE!! DRINK DRIVING!!!!!!! dont … ... wow you broke every driving law bar ONE!! DRINK DRIVING!!!!!!! dont do it pal, under no circumstances



    No way... Thats one thing i wont do at all.

    Not worth it.

    Original Poster

    dcx_badass;6972804

    Seem a bit childish and irresponsible really.



    Well im not going out my way to crash am i? I dont drive like a willy... The car infront broke hard... i was checking my petrol... by the time i looked up he was there and i bumped into him... No damage

    dean3988;6972813

    Drivingg is ACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFirst time ive even seen a computer in 5 days … Drivingg is ACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFirst time ive even seen a computer in 5 days haha! So the summary of the past 5 days is...- Bumped into the back of someone- Didnt go through insurance.. Got it all sorted with some favours from mates- Spent about £140 in petrol- Reversed into someone... Nothing done so left to it- Pulled by the police for overtaking someone in a 30... Got away with it- Added 650 Miles onto the clock![SIZE="3"]-Hit and seriously injured/killed a pedestrian coz I was havin a laff in car with ma mates-Now spending time in prison.[/SIZE]



    Oh well....at least you have done everything else......now theres only the last part to go..:thumbsup:

    Lets hope that doesnt happen......:thumbsup:

    dean3988;6972813

    Well im not going out my way to crash am i? I dont drive like a … Well im not going out my way to crash am i? I dont drive like a willy...[SIZE="2"] The car infront broke hard[/SIZE]... i was checking my petrol... by the time i looked up he was there and i bumped into him... No damage


    And you didnt leave enough space between you and the car in front of you to take account of that driver braking hard? :roll:

    dean3988;6972813

    Well im not going out my way to crash am i? I dont drive like a willy... … Well im not going out my way to crash am i? I dont drive like a willy... The car infront broke hard...[SIZE="3"] i was checking my petrol... by the time i looked [/SIZE]up he was there and i bumped into him... No damage


    thats called wreckless driving/driving without due care and attention....and also how innocent people get killed by idiots in their car 'just checking their petrol'...... :roll:

    Original Poster

    StevenA2000_uk;6972829

    And you didnt leave enough space between you and the car in front of you … And you didnt leave enough space between you and the car in front of you to take account of that driver braking hard? :roll:thats called wreckless driving/driving without due care and attention....and also how innocent people get killed by idiots in their car 'just checking their petrol'...... :roll:



    It was a traffic jam.. i was doing litterally 10mph and then i pressed my breaks... then i hit him at about 5mph... Sorry PC steven...

    http://brian-moffatt.com/images/internetpolice.jpg

    My boyf pulls over drivers like you when he's bored... You're VERY easily spotted! Believe me, they'll hit you on anything they can find! Low tyre tread, speeding, talking on the phone, brake light not working, displaying a tax disc in the wrong place etc. If he doesn't like you, he will turn the car over and do you for anything he can. The other day he was training someone and pulled over a guy for having a broken light... turned out he had so much wrong with the car he was given so many points he got banned AND it was found out he had overstayed on his visa.
    So basically... drive like an idiot and make yourself a target for bored coppers with nothing else to do

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    baffledsalmon;6972858

    My boyf pulls over drivers like you when he's bored... You're VERY easily … My boyf pulls over drivers like you when he's bored... You're VERY easily spotted! Believe me, they'll hit you on anything they can find! Low tyre tread, speeding, talking on the phone, brake light not working, displaying a tax disc in the wrong place etc. If he doesn't like you, he will turn the car over and do you for anything he can. The other day he was training someone and pulled over a guy for having a broken light... turned out he had so much wrong with the car he was given so many points he got banned AND it was found out he had overstayed on his visa.So basically... drive like an idiot and make yourself a target for bored coppers with nothing else to do



    I dont drive like an idiot though... i stick to the speed limits, im not off racing every night.. i just drive around with mates.

    baffledsalmon;6972858

    My boyf pulls over drivers like you when he's bored... You're VERY easily … My boyf pulls over drivers like you when he's bored... You're VERY easily spotted! Believe me, they'll hit you on anything they can find! Low tyre tread, speeding, talking on the phone, brake light not working, displaying a tax disc in the wrong place etc. If he doesn't like you, he will turn the car over and do you for anything he can. The other day he was training someone and pulled over a guy for having a broken light... turned out he had so much wrong with the car he was given so many points he got banned AND it was found out he had overstayed on his visa.So basically... drive like an idiot and make yourself a target for bored coppers with nothing else to do


    Because that's proper policing:roll:

    Remember don't get six penalty points on your licence in the first 2 years or you'll get a ban. :thumbsup:

    dean3988;6972867

    I dont drive like an idiot though... i stick to the speed limits, im not … I dont drive like an idiot though... i stick to the speed limits, im not off racing every night.. i just drive around with mates.



    You don't drive like an idiot but you've had two accidents in 5 days and already been pulled by the police? I'm not having a go, I'm just saying that all it takes is for you to drive over a hatched area on the motorway or overtake when you're not supposed to etc in front of a copper and if you're unlucky enough to get one that's got nothing else to do, he'll make your day hell!

    Banned

    Hey dean I had a go on a motorbike today (free lesson) first time, I'm hooked! try it!

    oh and wait till it snows, then the fun starts:w00t:

    baffledsalmon;6972858

    My boyf pulls over drivers like you when he's bored... You're VERY easily … My boyf pulls over drivers like you when he's bored... You're VERY easily spotted! Believe me, they'll hit you on anything they can find! Low tyre tread, speeding, talking on the phone, brake light not working, displaying a tax disc in the wrong place etc. If he doesn't like you, he will turn the car over and do you for anything he can. The other day he was training someone and pulled over a guy for having a broken light... turned out he had so much wrong with the car he was given so many points he got banned AND it was found out he had overstayed on his visa.So basically... drive like an idiot and make yourself a target for bored coppers with nothing else to do



    sounds like a movie

    t0mm;6972872

    Because that's proper policing:roll:



    Yeah... It is! When he's NOT arresting idiots who beat up their wives and taking nutters to the hospital and making sure they don't beat up the nurses, he does boring rubbish like stopping people talking on their phones and taking numpties off the road who drive like complete knobs.
    You'll understand when you're not taking the bus ;-)

    Original Poster

    baffledsalmon;6972882

    You don't drive like an idiot but you've had two accidents in 5 days and … You don't drive like an idiot but you've had two accidents in 5 days and already been pulled by the police? I'm not having a go, I'm just saying that all it takes is for you to drive over a hatched area on the motorway or overtake when you're not supposed to etc in front of a copper and if you're unlucky enough to get one that's got nothing else to do, he'll make your day hell!



    I wouldnt even call it 2... I only just touched this girl on a carpark... and in my defence she had no lights on and was right behind me as i pulled out..

    baffledsalmon;6972886

    Yeah... It is! When he's NOT arresting idiots who beat up their wives and … Yeah... It is! When he's NOT arresting idiots who beat up their wives and taking nutters to the hospital and making sure they don't beat up the nurses, he does boring rubbish like stopping people talking on their phones and taking numpties off the road who drive like complete knobs.You'll understand when you're not taking the bus ;-)


    Stopping people for the hell of it when they've actually done nothing wrong - and if he doesn't like their attitude he'll search the whole car for a fault?

    I'd hate to come across him when i'm walking down a street with my hood up..

    t0mm;6972893

    Stopping people for the hell of it when they've actually done nothing … Stopping people for the hell of it when they've actually done nothing wrong - and if he doesn't like their attitude he'll search the whole car for a fault?I'd hate to come across him when i'm walking down a street with my hood up..



    Talking on the phone whilst driving is illegal.
    Speeding is illegal
    Having low tyre tread is illegal
    No MOT is illegal
    No tax is illegal
    You get the idea?
    A police officer does not NEED an excuse to pull someone over... but if it's the choice between the guy with 4 chavs in the back driving a dodgy Peugeot 106 with rust all over it and a guy in a suit driving normally in a £40k car... Who do you think he'd choose?
    At the end of the day, it may well be stereotyping but it's just the way it works.

    Banned

    [COLOR="DarkSlateBlue"]OP is trolling better than you know who.[/COLOR]

    baffledsalmon;6972899

    Talking on the phone whilst driving is illegal.Speeding is illegalHaving … Talking on the phone whilst driving is illegal.Speeding is illegalHaving low tyre tread is illegalNo MOT is illegalNo tax is illegalYou get the idea?A police officer does not NEED an excuse to pull someone over... but if it's the choice between the guy with 4 chavs in the back driving a dodgy Peugeot 106 with rust all over it and a guy in a suit driving normally in a £40k car... Who do you think he'd choose?At the end of the day, it may well be stereotyping but it's just the way it works.



    i'm just going along this part
    'My boyf pulls over drivers like you when he's bored... You're VERY easily spotted! Believe me, they'll hit you on anything they can find!'

    You kinda can't check a tires tread at 30mph..

    what car you got that only does 650 mile to £140!!! you driving round in a hummer or something !!!

    baffledsalmon;6972899

    Talking on the phone whilst driving is illegal.Speeding is illegalHaving … Talking on the phone whilst driving is illegal.Speeding is illegalHaving low tyre tread is illegalNo MOT is illegalNo tax is illegalYou get the idea?A police officer does not NEED an excuse to pull someone over... but if it's the choice between the guy with 4 chavs in the back driving a dodgy Peugeot 106 with rust all over it and a guy in a suit driving normally in a £40k car... Who do you think he'd choose?At the end of the day, it may well be stereotyping but it's just the way it works.



    THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH 106'S !!!! :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

    Banned

    Big T 721;6972905

    what car you got that only does 650 mile to £140!!! you driving round in … what car you got that only does 650 mile to £140!!! you driving round in a hummer or something !!!



    few packs of marloboro lights and king skins thrown in add some chocy milkshakes and munchies and your there

    Original Poster

    Big T 721;6972905

    what car you got that only does 650 mile to £140!!! you driving round in … what car you got that only does 650 mile to £140!!! you driving round in a hummer or something !!!



    well yeah.. ive been maccies... i need to live yano :roll:

    Oh and i had to buy a new baby seat for the person i crashed into...

    dean3988;6972888

    ... I only just touched this girl on a carpark... and in my defence she … ... I only just touched this girl on a carpark... and in my defence she ..... was right behind me as i pulled out..



    Hold on first you claim you only touched her, then you claimed you pulled out, and now you are having to buy her a baby seat? You never heard of condoms young dean?

    dean3988;6972920

    Oh and i had to buy a new baby seat for the person i crashed into...

    harlzter;6973174

    Hold on first you claim you only touched her, then you claimed you pulled … Hold on first you claim you only touched her, then you claimed you pulled out, and now you are having to buy her a baby seat? You never heard of condoms young dean?



    lmao :w00t:

    Classic!!

    Big T 721;6972905

    what car you got that only does 650 mile to £140!!! you driving round in … what car you got that only does 650 mile to £140!!! you driving round in a hummer or something !!!



    OP hasn't learnt how to change gear yet - that was spent driving round in 1st!! :w00t:

    And you passed your test how...?

    dcx_badass;6972804

    Seem a bit childish and irresponsible really.


    he's 17.

    first laugh of the day this thread, awesome

    jasonodell;6974916

    first laugh of the day this thread, awesome



    + 1 very funny

    Well done on passing your test too OP :thumbsup:

    dean3988;6972920

    well yeah.. ive been maccies... i need to live yano :roll:Oh and i had to … well yeah.. ive been maccies... i need to live yano :roll:Oh and i had to buy a new baby seat for the person i crashed into...



    but as you stated

    So the summary of the past 5 days is...
    - Bumped into the back of someone
    - Didnt go through insurance.. Got it all sorted with some favours from mates
    - Spent about £140 in >>>>> !!!!!! petrol!!!!!!- Reversed into someone... Nothing done so left to it
    - Pulled by the police for overtaking someone in a 30... Got away with it
    - Added 650 Miles onto the clock!

    didnt know maccys sold petrol :thumbsup::thumbsup:

    Original Poster

    Big T 721;6978926

    but as you stated So the summary of the past 5 days is...- Bumped into … but as you stated So the summary of the past 5 days is...- Bumped into the back of someone- Didnt go through insurance.. Got it all sorted with some favours from mates- Spent about £140 in >>>>> !!!!!! petrol!!!!!!- Reversed into someone... Nothing done so left to it- Pulled by the police for overtaking someone in a 30... Got away with it- Added 650 Miles onto the clock!didnt know maccys sold petrol :thumbsup::thumbsup:



    ive spent £140 in general.... but most of it on my car... petrol... etc

    Banned

    dean3988;6972867

    I dont drive like an idiot though... i stick to the speed limits, im not … I dont drive like an idiot though... i stick to the speed limits, im not off racing every night.. i just drive around with mates.



    Your OP paints a very different picture

    You wont be laughing so much when the Fire Brigade are cutting your mates out of your wrecked car

    muppet

    Banned

    black gerbil1;6974047

    he's 17.



    older than you then?

    dimebars;6984488

    older than you then?



    lol maybe they're brahs.
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