OK, is it wrong to eats my kids birthday sweets?

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I have an excuse, or several actually.

1. His teeth, OK he's only 5 and will get a new set soon, but still.
2. I need something to go with my beer and HUKD
3. He wont eat his tea/breakfast/dinner, etc
4. It is actually my birthday
5. They really, really taste nice??

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go for it, it will probably cause some deep hatred or something but im sure the sweets are pretty tasty!

Happy Birthday Ultimo!!!!

yeah go for it and comfort yourelf in that your doing yer bit to help prevent child obesity!!!!

P.s happy birthday if it really is yours

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Iom-RF

Happy Birthday Ultimo!!!!



Thanks dude, just drinking beer and babysittting, its great being old :oops:

:x You naughty naughty man!!! :evil: :shock: You cant eat the poor childs sweets!!!


[SIZE="1"](:whistling: failing to mention I have on the odd occasion eaten a couple of packs of my 6 year olds cadburys buttons:giggle: )[/SIZE]

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Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah

Yeah got for it. Just make sure you leave some for him - put them to one side now so you don't forget, lol

I always eat all my kids easter eggs

P.s happy birthday

RIGHT Scorp you naughty naughty naughty man you how DARE you eat your kids sweets and .................................... NOT SHARE THEM WITH ME!:giggle:


I often eat my kids stuff and blame the fish! :whistling:

I'd call it good parenting..........:whistling: We all do it. :-D

Would you eat their veg?....well dont eat their blimming sweets! Eeeesh!....I will be though when my bambino pops out :-D

Thanks to all of you! I had a deep seated guilt that I was the only parent evil enough to do this sort of thing! Now I know its NORMAL! Actually no not thanks I hate being normal! :lol: Normal is boring!

Lulu'sMammy

Would you eat their veg?


Wouldn't eat it in your house LM.....
(]HERE'S why....Post #2148 onwards.....)

Happy Birthday!! :w00t: And just eat the sweets and then maybe buy replacements so both of you are happy!

yes go ahead and eat them, kids shouldn't have a lot - if any - sweets. there is a big problem with obesity in this country and at the age of 5 its def the parents responsibility. Eat away!!!!!!

How could you!!!?? :viking:

I still can't forgive my mum for nicking the jelly tots out of my Easter egg when i was 5 (I am now 38)!! I didn't want the lousy egg...I wanted the tots! :cry:

To hell with eat the sweets and tell the sprog the boogie man stole them.

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I think you should eat all the sweet in front of the kids, and give them sprouts instead :giggle:

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dog_cop

I think you should eat all the sweet in front of the kids, and give them … I think you should eat all the sweet in front of the kids, and give them sprouts instead :giggle:



And they should think themselves lucky.

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pcnutta

RIGHT Scorp you naughty naughty naughty man you how DARE you eat your … RIGHT Scorp you naughty naughty naughty man you how DARE you eat your kids sweets and .................................... NOT SHARE THEM WITH ME!:giggle: I often eat my kids stuff and blame the fish! :whistling:



I'll share, I'll share... your place or mine? :oops:

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J.Dance

To hell with eat the sweets and tell the sprog the boogie man stole them.



Oh yeah right, give the poor kid some hope to cling on to :giggle:

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OK, I ate all his sweets, then got told off when the missus came back home. Can't win!!

I used to ask If I wanted a sweetie as I dont really eat them....except Orange Matchmakers...

Got a box for Xmas once...went to enjoy a couple of nights later..EATEN!!

SO I DONT ASK ANY MORE...TAKE THE LOT (if you want) - -you would be doing them a favour!

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Rockhound

I used to ask If I wanted a sweetie as I dont really eat them....except … I used to ask If I wanted a sweetie as I dont really eat them....except Orange Matchmakers...Got a box for Xmas once...went to enjoy a couple of nights later..EATEN!!SO I DONT ASK ANY MORE...TAKE THE LOT (if you want) - -you would be doing them a favour!




Matchmakers, very 70's. You have to eat them a certain way, nibbling:-D

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Prissymiss

Matchmakers, very 70's. You have to eat them a certain way, nibbling:-D



In succession of each other, if you have to stop, you have to stop eating altogether :w00t:

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UltimoScorpion

In succession of each other, if you have to stop, you have to stop eating … In succession of each other, if you have to stop, you have to stop eating altogether :w00t:




I was only allowed two:x

UltimoScorpion

OK, I ate all his sweets, then got told off when the missus came back … OK, I ate all his sweets, then got told off when the missus came back home. Can't win!!




;-) what did u expect.. tut tut tut:roll: :giggle:

I laughed when I read this posting. On Friday, I took my young son out for a walk in town. He normally runs off and explores all sorts of dangerous places and picks up dirt/grubby things from the ground to eat (yuck!). Anyway, I had a packet of mini marshmallows in my pocket and whenever he tried to run off, I would fish out a mallow and entice him to walk with me while trying to catch the mallow from my fingers.

It was quite funny to see him trying to keep pace (don't worry I did walk slow) and catch the mallow. I had a few myself so it's not bad if you share your child's sweets!

All those excuses sound very reasonable to me....

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Bingbong

I laughed when I read this posting. On Friday, I took my young son out … I laughed when I read this posting. On Friday, I took my young son out for a walk in town. He normally runs off and explores all sorts of dangerous places and picks up dirt/grubby things from the ground to eat (yuck!). Anyway, I had a packet of mini marshmallows in my pocket and whenever he tried to run off, I would fish out a mallow and entice him to walk with me while trying to catch the mallow from my fingers.It was quite funny to see him trying to keep pace (don't worry I did walk slow) and catch the mallow. I had a few myself so it's not bad if you share your child's sweets!



ooo, you tease, poor kid will grow up with issues!!

Share, who said anything about sharing, they're mine I tell you mine!! :w00t: :w00t:

I felt a big fat pig and full of suger afterwards mind. :lazy:

Lol, you will regret it - dad still gets 'you ate my ruffle bars' from my family - and that was over 15 years ago! He says he only did it once, I am told he did it all of the time!
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