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    ok this is gonna sound ridiculous

    i was eating a mars bar, and half way thru chewing a bite i laughed at something on tv and accidently swallowed it before i meant to. the only things is it felt like abit went into my lung. anyway it now hurts when i breathe in and i feel slightly dizzy lol. this could only happen to me:giggle:

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    Oh no.......your gonna die:cry:

    Original Poster

    muckypup

    Oh no.......your gonna die:cry:




    lol, i hope thats a joke:-(

    Yes... Death is inevitable unfortunately. Good knowing you dunno, bye.

    It can't happen, your lung ways are not designed to let water or food in, it is probably caught in your windpipe and will melt over night, have a cuppa and help it along

    Death by Mars bar.........

    If you're really concerned ring NHS direct and ask their advice. If you had inhaled chocolate into your lungs I would have thought it would melt and be absorbed....

    dunno

    lol, i hope thats a joke:-(


    Just googled 'deaths from swallowing mars bar before fully masticated'

    :shock: :shock: :cry: ;-)

    MBeeching

    Speaking of Mars bars and … Speaking of Mars bars and lungs...]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/3135483.stm



    Where do you find these stories??? are really that sad :giggle: this is the date for that story - Friday, 8 August, 2003 - :w00t: 4 years ago - omg

    Original Poster

    i would be well embarresed if i died from a mars bars lol. altho i would prefer that than going to prison over one lol.

    Was it battered? Please tell me it was battered...

    duckmagicuk2

    Was it battered? Please tell me it was battered...



    They might not answer... They might be dead....

    MBeeching

    They might not answer... They might be dead....


    :giggle: :giggle:

    MBeeching

    They might not answer... They might be dead....



    If it wasn't battered then they very well may be dead.

    http://freeweb.supereva.com/esorciccio2002/smilies/rip_1.gif

    I am P***g myself laughing so much I was actually eating a Milky Way and swallowed a fing whole one when I breathed in to laugh.

    This thread is deadly!!!

    I now have a pain in my heart, do you think it will have prodded my heart on the way down and damaged it??

    There dead jim but not as we know it....:giggle:

    Regrettably we might be waiting til morning now to see if there's life on Mars.

    Maybe we need a new Topic

    jelli89

    Maybe we need a new Topic



    Hmmm, good question.

    Only SMARTIES have the answer.

    beerman1

    I am P***g myself laughing so much I was actually eating a Milky Way and … I am P***g myself laughing so much I was actually eating a Milky Way and swallowed a fing whole one when I breathed in to laugh.This thread is deadly!!!I now have a pain in my heart, do you think it will have prodded my heart on the way down and damaged it??



    I'm sure you're bleeding internally as I type.

    Original Poster

    lmao, im ok now, i wont go into to much detail but i kinda choked it up, and now its gone lol. it didnt help that it had been in the fridge. i need to learn to chew.

    You need to get a taxi to the hospital...

    Or maybe get your Yorkie terrier to be heroic and summons aid!!

    "what has a hazlenut in every bite?" - squirrel s**t! According to the advert thought it was Topic!

    Phew, you're okay. I was worried you might have gone out for a farewell pint at your local Lion Bar

    ...or gone and pulled down his gal's snickers for his final moments...

    He was probably feeling slightly FLAKEy

    Would have been one long dream...

    Thought you'd left us all and gone for a Picnic..:)

    You need a break - have a Kit Kat

    And the less aid about Wonka bars the better... :giggle:

    Yeah, you should probably take it easy with Cadbury's Caramel from now often...

    Oh God - he's fading fast....his voice is now just a Wispa

    Crap, lets go and save him! We'll all be Heroes

    There should be space for us all to go along if we get a double decker

    jelli89

    Oh God - he's fading fast....his voice is now just a Wispa


    Nooooooooooo where is beerman???

    a bit of a FRUIT and NUTcase but one of the nicest geezers in the GALAXY:-(

    Original Poster

    i dont want my funeral to be sad, i want it to be a celebration, i couldnt think of any good ones lol.

    Back in a min, I need a TimeOut

    Lol, are those posts aimed at me or the OP. I am sure the OP is female, or at least I think she is from previous posts, or was that someone else?

    But then again, she can be male now, she has got a lump in her throat, we'll call that her adams apple.

    Do you think I have a poo it will come out as a full Milky Way? Should I catch it and prod it and let you all know?

    you sur you weren't just being greedy? - i mean 'a finger of Fudge is just enough'...

    God damn it, I have got some SPACE DUST in my eyes on my way back from having a pint in that MARS BAR. Maybe I should have had a beer in another GALAXY.

    - hope you haven't got to be up early for work - less of a hangover if you visit the Milky bar...
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