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    Okay gents what you bought your missus and what for your mistress?

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    Got both mine a deep fat fryer on the condition they make me dinky doughnuts.

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    I didnt realise male lovers were called mistresses these days
    Edited by: "numptyj" 22nd Dec 2010

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    Why is it we pay more care and attention to the gifts we buy our mistresses?
    Edited by: "JonnyTwoToes" 22nd Dec 2010

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    numptyj

    I didnt realise male lovers were called mistresses these days



    You been out of the loop too long, come back!

    flesh light..... im using it a girth enlarger... I enter it, it enters her..... only time I'll ever touch the sides.

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    MinstrelMan

    flesh light..... im using it a girth enlarger... I enter it, it enters … flesh light..... im using it a girth enlarger... I enter it, it enters her..... only time I'll ever touch the sides.

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    Small manhood or a bint of a wife?

    i wont lie..... bit of both lol

    PMSL! X)

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    MinstrelMan

    i wont lie..... bit of both lol



    See, my other half always buys me a tub a vaseline with a little note saying; "Please use me Mr Awesome".

    I also got a shoe horn last year.

    JonnyTwoToes

    See, my other half always buys me a tub a vaseline with a little note … See, my other half always buys me a tub a vaseline with a little note saying; "Please use me Mr Awesome".I also got a shoe horn last year.



    now theres an image! lol

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    some dusters, yellow gloves, hoover, and as a special treat .. washing up liquid was on special 2 for 1

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    jellybaby22

    couldnt find the diamond ring though..he must have hid that better



    Hidden it in the other cupboard for his mistress

    jellybaby22

    i know what I have got....I looked in the bags he hid badly in the … i know what I have got....I looked in the bags he hid badly in the cupboard....couldnt find the diamond ring though..he must have hid that better


    Will be funny when you open entirely different presents on christmas day oO
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