Found 5th May 2008
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at
him.

She says hello.

He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.


So he says, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to
his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party
that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while
your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher

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http://www.dynamitebaits.com/media/wim%20van%2051%20common_2.jpg
[SIZE="7"][COLOR="Red"]WIN[/COLOR][/SIZE]

:lol:

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imranmaz;2032131

[SIZE="7"][COLOR="Red"]WIN[/COLOR][/SIZE]



After my fiasco's the other nite, that means a lot!

Ta!

;-)

lmao x

Original Poster

Errrr!

The bloke holding the fish! Thats not you, is it?

Had envisaged a less radical haircut somehow! Nice bag tho'

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WantOne;2032159

After my fiasco's the other nite, that means a lot!Ta!;-)



I repped you too.... you just had a bad opening night! :thumbsup:

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WantOne;2032178

Errrr!The bloke holding the fish! Thats not you, is it?Had envisaged a … Errrr!The bloke holding the fish! Thats not you, is it?Had envisaged a less radical haircut somehow! Nice bag tho'



look at his left leg... he's half CROCODILE!!!! :w00t:

nice common wot did it go on the scales ?

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chazzz;2032193

nice common wot did it go on the scales ?



with a name like imranmaz do you really think the guy is me?

yore right i shooed of looked be for i typed .

:giggle::giggle:
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