Found 15th Aug 2008
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old guys
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Sixty is the worst age to be, said the 60-year-old man. You
always
feel like you have to pee and
most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out.

Ah, thats nothin, said the 70-year-old. When youre seventy,you
dont have a bowel movement
any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and
nothin comes out!

Actually, said the 80-year -old, Eighty is the worst age of all.

Do you have trouble peeing, too? asked the 60-year old.

No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat
rock; no problem at all.

So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?

No, I have one every morning at 6:30.

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, You pee every morning at 6:00 and
have a bowel movement every morning at 6:30.
So whats so bad about being 80?

I dont get out of bed until 7:00. !

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Oh no. :roll:

lol:giggle:

lol haha

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see there's no comments from the gents on this one !! ? :whistling:

(woops .... didn't see the above post .. )

Banned

lol :giggle:

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Where's Paddy this weather?

Banned

:lol: cant wait ;-)

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leefal;2754829

Where's Paddy this weather?


What ? Who ! ????? :?

I had missed this one
excellent PMSL
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