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    An elderly gentleman wearing a beat-up old leather flying jacket sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
    As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him...She turned to the man and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
    He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying; biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca's, T-6s, flew in WWII in a B-25, and later Sabre jets in the Korean conflict. I taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so yes, I guess I am a pilot.'
    She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
    The two sat sipping in silence.
    A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
    He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I am a lesbian.'

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    I lold

    take some rep you joker

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    I smiled, thank you

    ha ha me and my uncle always joke like this if we see a hot girl we say "I think im a Lesbian"

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    ha ha me and my uncle always joke like this if we see a hot girl we say … ha ha me and my uncle always joke like this if we see a hot girl we say "I think im a Lesbian"



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