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    Oldie but a goodie

    Just found this old joke online. It always makes me laugh so I thought I'd share the fun.
    Enjoy.


    We take you now to the Oval Office...

    President George W. Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

    National Security Advisor Condoleeza Rice: Sir, I have the report here
    about the new leader of China.

    Bush: Great. Lay it on me.

    Rice: Hu is the new leader of China.

    Bush: That's what I want to know.

    Rice: That's what I'm telling you.

    Bush: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

    Rice: Yes.

    Bush: I mean the fellow's name.

    Rice: Hu.

    Bush: The guy in China.

    Rice: Hu.

    Bush: The new leader of China.

    Rice: Hu.

    Bush: The Chinese man!

    Rice: Hu is leading China.

    Bush: Now whaddya asking me for?

    Rice: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

    Bush: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

    Rice: That's the mans name.

    Bush: That's who's name?

    Rice: Yes.

    Bush: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

    Rice: Yes, sir.

    Bush: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

    Rice: That's correct.

    Bush: Then who is in China?

    Rice: Yes, sir.

    Bush: Yassir is in China?

    Rice: No, sir.

    Bush: Then who is?

    Rice: Yes, sir.

    Bush: Yassir?

    Rice: No, sir.

    Bush: Look, Rice. I need to know the name of the new leader of
    China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

    Rice: Kofi?

    Bush: No, thanks.


    Rice: You want Kofi?

    Bush: No.

    Rice: You don't want Kofi.

    Bush: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
    milk. And then get me the U.N.

    Rice: Yes, sir.

    Bush: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

    Rice: Kofi?

    Bush: Milk! Will you please make the call?

    Rice: And call who?

    Bush: Who is the guy at the U.N?

    Rice: Hu is the guy in China.

    Bush: Will you stay out of China?!

    Rice: Yes, sir.

    Bush: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

    Rice: Kofi.

    Bush: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

    (Rice picks up the phone.)

    Rice: Rice, here.

    Bush: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
    should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get
    Chinese food in the Middle East?

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