Found 17th Jun 2008
A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the
Sky clouded above his head... In a booming voice, the Lord said,
'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant
you one wish.'
The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can
ride over anytime I want.'
The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to
reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would
take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it,
but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take
a little more time and think of something that could possibly help
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I
wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know
how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent
treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's
wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.'

The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes, or four, on that bridge?

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lol :-D

lol. defin8ly, old ones the best x

nice one :thumbsup:

Lol ;-)
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