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    OMG! Every Single Morning.........

    my two sons have to start argueing! Its 8.10 am in the Bitsey household and yet again they both "need" THE BATHROOM AT THE SAME TIME! I wouldnt mind..........but its to do their hair!
    The constant bickering and snide remarks are starting to wear me down! Just a few of the remarks they have come out with this morning......
    " stop looking at me"
    " do you have to breathe so loudly!"
    "Thats my hairgel"
    "Your such a gayboy"
    "at least I can get a girlfriend"
    "get out" ...."no! you get out" " no! I was here first gayboy" then lots of banging and crashing, screaming and shouting, then the familiar "MUM!!!!!!!! Hes hit me again!!!!!!

    For crying out loud! Is it just my household?

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    spend some money and get them ensuite's for christmas lol

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    fragaliciousbob;3439247

    spend some money and get them ensuite's for christmas lol



    No chance! One bathroom to clean up after them is enough! :-D

    Invest in a 2nd bathroom

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    get shot of the kids

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    Boys will be boys :roll:

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    lol @ Gayboy....havent heard that since school!


    Its just kids Bits hun sure its the same in most households x

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    dog_cop;3439262

    get shot of the kids



    do you want them?.......I can have them with you by Next Day Special Delivery.......thats a deal then, just going to the Post office :thumbsup:

    My house is the same, although its -

    "Its my turn"
    "No im still playing"
    "Let me have a go!"
    "NO!"
    "Let me have a goooooooooooooooo!!!"
    *Gets ignored*
    "You're stupid, spitefull....MUUUUUUUUUUM!"

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    bitseylango;3439269

    do you want them?.......I can have them with you by Next Day Special … do you want them?.......I can have them with you by Next Day Special Delivery.......thats a deal then, just going to the Post office :thumbsup:



    get together with louloo and get them smuggled abroad :whistling:

    Op We have the same but not about the bathroom because we have 2. But I have 3 daughters, Nightmare. You are lucky it starts at 8.10 - Ours starts at 6am! 'Move no you move.No I was here 1st. I'm older than you!' So their point is? Mum x hasn't done this Mum mum. was off sick last two days now the next one. 'You're faking it' "I'm not" ' Liar', Charming BUT we wouldn't have it any other way.LOL

    be thankful you haven't got 2 daughters instead.....

    (hope I haven't just put my foot in my mouth lol)

    Spearmint;3439274

    get together with louloo and get them smuggled abroad :whistling:



    i sympathise bitsy - i have 2 daughters 12 & 15

    same here - this morning it was the clothes brush!!!!!!!!!! - screaming at each other !!!!!!!!!

    what do i do - make a coffee - have a smoke - and totally ignore them - its hard but most mornings i manage it :-D

    lmao bitsy this did amuse me as iv just had the same thing with my two sons ... lol good job thier sister aint up yet :?

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    I thought about having children this morning now I am definately having 2nd thoughts.

    Good Luck Bitsey x x

    Give them set times in the bathroom Bitsey.
    Son A. 7:30 - 7:45
    Son B 7:45 - 8:00

    Rotate weekly.

    Send them to boot camp if that don't work

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    bitseylango;3439269

    do you want them?.......I can have them with you by Next Day Special … do you want them?.......I can have them with you by Next Day Special Delivery.......thats a deal then, just going to the Post office :thumbsup:


    let me think about it... NO

    if ppl were screaming in the morning, especially at 8.10am in my house they would be put in a head lock.......its still an achievement for me to b up every morning ready for a 9-5!

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    ...................and peace at last! They have both just left for school, they go to the same Comp but wouldnt be seen dead walking together, just watched them walk down on opposite sides of the road!
    Thanks for letting me know its similar in most households! Makes me feel normal!
    A second bathroom would be great but just isnt an option I'm afraid :-(
    Could be worse........I was "blessed" with 3 sons but the eldest has left home now!

    hottoshop;3439307

    Give them set times in the bathroom Bitsey.Send them to boot camp if that … Give them set times in the bathroom Bitsey.Send them to boot camp if that don't work



    please give address - costs - etc - :-D

    i would seriously consider it

    i have sent mine to PGL camps for a week but these arnt BOOT camps - week of peace tho'

    for anyone interested
    [url]www.pgl.co.uk[/url]

    Put your foot down and tell them neither can use their gel anymore. They prob look stupid anyway and will thank you in the future.

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    Titchimp;3439327

    Put your foot down and tell them neither can use their gel anymore. They … Put your foot down and tell them neither can use their gel anymore. They prob look stupid anyway and will thank you in the future.



    Yeah...its all about clay

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    Titchimp;3439327

    Put your foot down and tell them neither can use their gel anymore. They … Put your foot down and tell them neither can use their gel anymore. They prob look stupid anyway and will thank you in the future.



    now that made me laugh! :-D My eldest was the worse, he wouldnt leave the house unless his hair was perfect! I even remember straigtening his hair one morning coz it was curling the wrong way :roll:............he now has a crew cut :-D Probably coz "mum" aint around to buy his gel and get her straighteners out!

    Same in ours Bits...:-(

    my god it dont stop my boys are 19, 17, and 14 and its the same here ive finally learnt to sit downstairs with strong black coffee and tv loud so i cant here them mind you its not just over bathroom its all the time and they told my its frendly banter towards each other and for me to get a sense of humour (i know they are old enough to leave home but i guess i would soon moan if they werent here)

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    Just saw your tag Bits.....cheeky x

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    ttwcd;3439364

    my god it dont stop my boys are 19, 17, and 14 and its the same here ive … my god it dont stop my boys are 19, 17, and 14 and its the same here ive finally learnt to sit downstairs with strong black coffee and tv loud so i cant here them mind you its not just over bathroom its all the time and they told my its frendly banter towards each other and for me to get a sense of humour (i know they are old enough to leave home but i guess i would soon moan if they werent here)



    I know where your coming from, mine are 19, 13 and 11..........the eldest moved out just before his 18th birthday and I miss him sooooo much.
    It does happen all the time here too, all day everyday, but today was particularly bad! But.......I wouldnt be without them x

    here they are in a quiet mode!

    http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd316/bitseylango/florida085042.jpghttp://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd316/bitseylango/news001.jpg

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    awww bits what cuties you have :thumbsup:

    I'll be round later to give them a Sy haircut with my clippers...........problem solved.

    I'll then send them to school each wearing 'GAYBOY' badges until they see the error of their ways. :-D

    Girls are worse......They argue about make up......hair dryer....GHDs......then clothes:whistling:

    Train Driver;3439466

    Girls are worse......They argue about make up......hair … Girls are worse......They argue about make up......hair dryer....GHDs......then clothes:whistling:



    sorry boys are same they argue over hair dryer, hair straightners, gel, hair wax, hair putty, clothes and just about everything else (my boys have more hair gunk then me even more smelly stuff ):w00t:
    i know what they like

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    Spearmint;3439435

    awww bits what cuties you have /QUOTE]thankyou.....I think so too! … awww bits what cuties you have /QUOTE]thankyou.....I think so too! [QUOTE=Syzable;3439459]I'll be round later to give them a Sy haircut with my clippers...........problem solved.I'll then send them to school each wearing 'GAYBOY' badges until they see the error of their ways. :-D



    are they your old badges Sy? x
    Train Driver;3439466

    Girls are worse......They argue about make up......hair … Girls are worse......They argue about make up......hair dryer....GHDs......then clothes


    do you get fed up of them borrowing all your stuff TD?

    bitseylango;3439517

    are they your old badges Sy? x



    Yes :cry:

    Ohh I had this yesterday - both tearing from their bedroom to the bathroom at the same time. The usual screaming "I was here first, you get out" "no you get out"

    Then my eldest came down the stairs with his school uniform dripping all over the carpet :x " muuuuuuum he wee'd all over me"

    The 4 year then burst into tears and said "I couldn't help it, it was bent and I didn't know"

    How difficult can it be for one to wait til the other is done

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    fireheaven;3439568

    Ohh I had this yesterday - both tearing from their bedroom to the … Ohh I had this yesterday - both tearing from their bedroom to the bathroom at the same time. The usual screaming "I was here first, you get out" "no you get out" Then my eldest came down the stairs with his school uniform dripping all over the carpet :x " muuuuuuum he wee'd all over me"The 4 year then burst into tears and said "I couldn't help it, it was bent and I didn't know"How difficult can it be for one to wait to the other is done



    oh my, FIre..........that is so funny, sorry :oops: but thanks for cheering me up no end

    fireheaven;3439568

    Ohh I had this yesterday - both tearing from their bedroom to the … Ohh I had this yesterday - both tearing from their bedroom to the bathroom at the same time. The usual screaming "I was here first, you get out" "no you get out" Then my eldest came down the stairs with his school uniform dripping all over the carpet :x " muuuuuuum he wee'd all over me"The 4 year then burst into tears and said "I couldn't help it, it was bent and I didn't know"How difficult can it be for one to wait to the other is done



    Thats funny :-D

    bitseylango;3439573

    oh my, FIre..........that is so funny, sorry :oops: but thanks for … oh my, FIre..........that is so funny, sorry :oops: but thanks for cheering me up no end



    Ohh it gets worse. While this is going on and I am screaming for wee boy to get back in bathroom and stop dripping everywhere the bf is sat there in living room wearing his motorbike leathers and bike boots watching Hollyoaks totally oblivious to what is going on.

    I might add the motorbike is in winter storage until March :x:x:x:

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    fireheaven;3439568

    Ohh I had this yesterday - both tearing from their bedroom to the … Ohh I had this yesterday - both tearing from their bedroom to the bathroom at the same time. The usual screaming "I was here first, you get out" "no you get out" Then my eldest came down the stairs with his school uniform dripping all over the carpet :x " muuuuuuum he wee'd all over me"The 4 year then burst into tears and said "I couldn't help it, it was bent and I didn't know"How difficult can it be for one to wait til the other is done




    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    Now that is funny!

    my boys are 5 and 2...... so i got all this to look forward to!!!

    bitsey u got 2 handsome chaps in the house....aww!!

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    magicbeans;3439613

    bitsey u got 2 handsome chaps in the house....aww!!



    Shocking seeing how her kids have gone to school

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    ODB_69;3439622

    Shocking seeing how her kids have gone to school



    hhhmmmm i have always had my suspicions about that one............:?
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