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    OMG i have just seen the biggest spider ever in our shed

    just been trying to sort our shed out and then the biggest spider i have ever seen ran out and i dont know where it has gone

    so im sat here staring at the shed door to see if it comes out,im pail,sweating,paranoid and tingly as im paranoid its jumped onto my back

    arrrggghhh

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    we need pics!

    was it as big as these two???
    http://z.about.com/d/urbanlegends/1/0/S/1/camel_spider.jpg

    Its not on your back you silly mare!!
    Its climbed down your waistband and is laying eggs in you bum loooooooooooooooool

    Original Poster

    i dont know where its gone i cant see it but i know its still in there somewhere

    It ran past you and is now making its way upto your bed :lol:

    Original Poster

    PapaSmurf;2329441

    was it as big as these two???



    i feel delirious :?

    Original Poster

    it had spots on it and hairs *honks*

    edjaned;2329456

    it had spots on it and hairs *honks*


    Mr Blobby spider?

    Was it a spider with chicken pox? :lol:

    which it actually got from eating a chicken..... whole. was it that big?


    Are we making you feel better? :lol:

    Original Poster

    the thing is i have things to do in there,

    i will have to go back in........

    Dont worry, it will of left now, and will be "in ur fwidge, eatin ur beanz"

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    MinstrelMan;2329468

    Was it a spider with chicken pox? :lol:which it actually got from eating … Was it a spider with chicken pox? :lol:which it actually got from eating a chicken..... whole. was it that big?Are we making you feel better? :lol:



    errr no suprsingly not :roll::)

    Lulu'sMammy;2329475

    Dont worry, it will of left now, and will be "in ur fwidge, eatin ur … Dont worry, it will of left now, and will be "in ur fwidge, eatin ur beanz"



    Haha @ LLM loltarantulaz

    The chances are it probably saw you,got scared and ran out.

    I had a huge spider in my bedroom last night. I tried to set the cat on it but even she ran away!!!

    Banned

    To solve this you need

    a bit of rag
    bottle of vodka
    a lighter

    Stick rag in vodka
    Light rag
    throw hard at shed

    Problem solved Spider burnt

    I had one of these in my shed the other week ... almost died :w00t:
    [CENTER]http://www.uark.edu/~dksander/spideran.gif[/CENTER]

    Keep cool its only a spider lol:shock:

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    ODB_69;2329684

    To solve this you needa bit of ragbottle of vodkaa lighterStick rag in … To solve this you needa bit of ragbottle of vodkaa lighterStick rag in vodkaLight ragthrow hard at shedProblem solved Spider burnt



    lmfao

    the thing is its a brand new shed only came last week,thats why i was moving things in there

    i dont think oh would be very happy to come home and see his new "workshop" burnt to ashes lol

    snowtiger;2329728

    I had one of these in my shed the other week ... almost died … I had one of these in my shed the other week ... almost died :w00t:[CENTER][/CENTER]



    thats only an animated spider... I can see the coroners report now, cause of death: CGI Arachnid :lol:

    Banned

    http://nathistoc.bio.uci.edu/spiders/Dysdera1.jpg

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    snowtiger;2329728

    I had one of these in my shed the other week ... almost died … I had one of these in my shed the other week ... almost died :w00t:[CENTER][/CENTER]



    that is exacltly what it was like its body was massive!!!!! :shock:

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    JDeal;2329766



    that is disgusting :shock:

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    edjaned;2329756

    lmfaothe thing is its a brand new shed only came last week,thats why i … lmfaothe thing is its a brand new shed only came last week,thats why i was moving things in therei dont think oh would be very happy to come home and see his new "workshop" burnt to ashes lol




    Spider vs Workshop...no competition....burn the shed...I bloody hate em... only things that should be moving with 8 legs is an orgy!

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    ODB_69;2329790

    Spider vs Workshop...no competition....burn the shed...I bloody hate … Spider vs Workshop...no competition....burn the shed...I bloody hate em... only things that should be moving with 8 legs is an orgy!



    lol :giggle:

    i cant see it anywhere,which means i can never go in the shed again not even to take him a brew

    I would be quite concerned if I saw a spider that size. Buy some spider repellent incase it's poisonous

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    Spriggan;2329836

    I would be quite concerned if I saw a spider that size. Buy some spider … I would be quite concerned if I saw a spider that size. Buy some spider repellent incase it's poisonous



    are u taking the p**s?

    please tell me u are :-(

    Banned

    ]http://re3.yt-thm-a02.yimg.com/image/25/f10/286895386
    I used to live in Chernobyl......spiders are a bit bigger there

    ODB_69;2329849

    ]I used to live in Chernobyl......spiders are a bit bigger there



    You didnt used to live in chernobyl really did you ODB?

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    MinstrelMan;2329862

    You didnt used to live in chernobyl really did you ODB?


    Yes.....I'm actually 50 foot tall and 5 heads!

    Upside is my schlong is HUGE!

    PapaSmurf;2329441

    was it as big as these two???




    Thats a camel spider which are not really a spider they're solpugids.. Along with spiders, they are members of the class Arachnida

    guitargaz;2329872

    [IMG]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2111/1502017454_bd6fa1f1dc.jpg?v=0[/IMG]Not sure i would be quite so happy to find this in my garden




    No I know what you mean look at the teeth on that horrible thing

    ODB_69;2329866

    Yes.....I'm actually 50 foot tall and 5 heads!Upside is my schlong is … Yes.....I'm actually 50 foot tall and 5 heads!Upside is my schlong is HUGE!




    but no-ones gonna wanna **** you with having 5 heads and being 50 foot tall. unless theres an equally matched 5 foot tall female with 3 heads and a wizzards cuff comparable to (insert members user names here - I aint saying **** i only get in trouble :lol: )

    MinstrelMan;2329757

    thats only an animated spider... I can see the coroners report now, cause … thats only an animated spider... I can see the coroners report now, cause of death: CGI Arachnid :lol:


    :lol:

    guitargaz;2329872

    [IMG]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2111/1502017454_bd6fa1f1dc.jpg?v=0[/IMG]Not sure i would be quite so happy to find this in my garden



    Did anyone notice its mother attacking the back of her head lol

    just saw this on another thread & thought of you :w00t: .... me thinks we had
    the word 'big' slightly out of context !! :oops:



    http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk139/bjmcghee/PICT0123Medium.jpg

    did it look like this
    http://www.hmrprint.com/helensphotos/images/INSECTS/GardenSPIDER55.jpg or this
    http://www.wildliferanger.co.uk/users/www.wildliferanger.co.uk/upload/A%20Female%20Common%20Garden%20Spider.JPG
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