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    OMG......... I'VE GOT PILES !!!!!

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    OF MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Now here's the thing. Do I spend it or invest it. What's around that's worth talking a punt with approx £60K.

    Any Advice Appreciated.


    Fake Stockbrokers and imaginary Business men needn't apply.


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    I think you need to speak to the fonts ..JFK or the hamster for full top quality ballin advice.. no hate, no liars and no milk for me tea

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    dog_cop;4815191

    I think you need to speak to the fonts ..JFK or the hamster for full top … I think you need to speak to the fonts ..JFK or the hamster for full top quality ballin advice.. no hate, no liars and no milk for me tea



    I've excluded them from the equation:

    "Fake Stockbrokers and imaginary Business men needn't apply. "

    (Mind you I can understand the confusion - fancy me not saying "business boy"!)

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    guv;4815211

    I've excluded them from the equation:"Fake Stockbrokers and imaginary … I've excluded them from the equation:"Fake Stockbrokers and imaginary Business men needn't apply. "(Mind you I can understand the confusion - fancy me not saying "business boy"!)


    yes you may need to edit your post to exclude the kids.. as Alan might say .. your fired...

    i think you just got PILES.....

    Get an ISA set up today so that you can top it up next week in the new financial year!

    Got a house/mortgage to pay off? Or a car or something.

    Spend some, keep some?

    I was going to say shove em back in and never speak of them again.............but seeing you have a penchance for tall lady boys.......invest in a large dress for me to fit someone who is 6ft 4 and give me the money for as many glamour shots as you require. :thumbsup:

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    Syzable;4815239

    I was going to say shove em back in and never speak of them … I was going to say shove em back in and never speak of them again.............but seeing you have a penchance for tall lady boys.......invest in a large dress for me to fit someone who is 6ft 4 and give me the money for as many glamour shots as you require. :thumbsup:


    :?.. interesting

    dog_cop;4815251

    :?.. interesting



    What can i say.........i have 3 kids to feed. :-D

    i would suggest being sneaky with shares (dont hold them for longer than 20 mins) but you need 75k min for a lot of people to manage it for you

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    Syzable;4815261

    What can i say.........i have 3 kids to feed. :-D


    true ... buy more lego :thumbsup:

    dog_cop;4815274

    true ... buy more lego :thumbsup:



    Already done.....got Dude some Power Miners last night. :oops:

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    Syzable;4815276

    Already done.....got Dude some Power Miners last night. :oops:


    loverly... mmm I can hear the City Farm stuff calling :thumbsup:...

    Syzable;4815261

    What can i say.........i have 3 kids to feed. :-D



    Ill have one :whistling: as i dont think the dress would suit you:p

    Take your "bit on the side" out for a posh meal (£65 nobut a peanut to you) and you're guaranteed to get laid....

    Alternatively (if you're feeling more frugal) take the Missus to "spud-u-like" :w00t:

    BlondeBella;4815294

    Ill have one :whistling: as i dont think the dress would suit you:p



    Now there's an offer. :w00t: :giggle:

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    you could give some of it away





















    to me :-)

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    sassie;4815341

    you could give some of it awayto me :-)


    its not charity week :w00t:

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    dog_cop;4815369

    its not charity week :w00t:



    oh right, do you know when it is then?

    stick £30k in premium bonds.

    Safe.

    Syzable;4815318

    Now there's an offer. :w00t: :giggle:



    Its a once in a life time offer, you'll never get it again:whistling::p

    So you've not actually got piles? no ass grapes here?

    errrrrrrr?

    buy a giraffe!

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    Syzable;4815239

    I was going to say shove em back in and never speak of them … I was going to say shove em back in and never speak of them again.............but seeing you have a penchance for tall lady boys.......invest in a large dress for me to fit someone who is 6ft 4 and give me the money for as many glamour shots as you require. :thumbsup:



    I like my lady boys to be taller than 5' 7". I'm afraid 6'4" is just a bit too tall, big boy!:w00t:

    gari189;4815307

    Take your "bit on the side" out for a posh meal (£65 nobut a peanut to … Take your "bit on the side" out for a posh meal (£65 nobut a peanut to you) and you're guaranteed to get laid....Alternatively (if you're feeling more frugal) take the Missus to "spud-u-like" :w00t:



    My bit on the side would think I was a tight ass if I spent £65 on a night out for two. (I would too!) And the missus doesn't need to know what I'm spending. Don't want to raise any alarm bells or suspicions!

    sassie;4815341

    you could give some of it awayto me :-)



    You mad brah!

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    guv;4815540

    You mad brah!




    come on tell everyone you sent me £200 via paypal, dont be bashful

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    ctuk;4815398

    stick £30k in premium bonds.




    Strange as it sounds, I have been considerring this. With interest rates as low as they are, there's nothing to lose - but potentially everything to gain. But are they still paying out the same volumes? (The couple of hundred I have invested already appear to have been a waste of time!)

    windhoek;4815227

    Get an ISA set up today so that you can top it up next week in the new … Get an ISA set up today so that you can top it up next week in the new financial year!



    Don't think that is allowed.;-)

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    sassie;4815548

    come on tell everyone you sent me £200 via paypal, dont be bashful




    Are you drunk again sassie?:p

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    guv;4815569

    Are you drunk again sassie?:p



    OMG in the day, no way

    guv;4815559

    Strange as it sounds, I have been considerring this. With interest rates … Strange as it sounds, I have been considerring this. With interest rates as low as they are, there's nothing to lose - but potentially everything to gain. But are they still paying out the same volumes? (The couple of hundred I have invested already appear to have been a waste of time!)



    Waste of space, their rates have also been cut, I have had a couple of hundred for years, never won a penny.

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    sassie;4815572

    OMG in the day, no way



    Would you like to be?:w00t:

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    guv;4815581

    Would you like to be?:w00t:



    cleaning up kids spew whilst pished doesnt sound fun, mind it aint sober either :oops:

    guv;4815559

    Strange as it sounds, I have been considerring this. With interest rates … Strange as it sounds, I have been considerring this. With interest rates as low as they are, there's nothing to lose - but potentially everything to gain. But are they still paying out the same volumes? (The couple of hundred I have invested already appear to have been a waste of time!)


    they still maintain the same odds of winning, but as prizes are paid from interest, they've lowered the prize bands to suit.

    With the current rate of interest, I'd rather have £30k in bonds than in a bank.

    Like someone else mentioned though stick £3600 in a cash ISA before 5th april :thumbsup:

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    sassie;4815590

    cleaning up kids spew whilst pished doesnt sound fun, mind it aint sober … cleaning up kids spew whilst pished doesnt sound fun, mind it aint sober either :oops:



    I'm confused! Are you're kids unwell?

    ctuk;4815695

    they still maintain the same odds of winning, but as prizes are paid from … they still maintain the same odds of winning, but as prizes are paid from interest, they've lowered the prize bands to suit. With the current rate of interest, I'd rather have £30k in bonds than in a bank. Like someone else mentioned though stick £3600 in a cash ISA before 5th april :thumbsup:



    2 days to go! Do you know if I can open them in my missus and kids names also?

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    guv;4815720

    I'm confused! Are you're kids unwell?



    Not both, just the little guy, thankfully he sleeping a little now

    Blow the lot. Life is too short. :lol:

    With the interest rates so poor and the construction industry quiet, have you thought about spending it on home improvements which will add to the value of your home eg extension? loft conversion?

    guv;4815720

    2 days to go! Do you know if I can open them in my missus and kids names … 2 days to go! Do you know if I can open them in my missus and kids names also?




    Yep, mine too, i'll pm you my details:):santa::whistling:

    guv;4815720

    I'm confused! Are you're kids unwell?2 days to go! Do you know if I can … I'm confused! Are you're kids unwell?2 days to go! Do you know if I can open them in my missus and kids names also?


    You're missus would be ok, but minimum age is 16 I believe

    How much washing up do you think you could do without any washing up liquid?

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    sassie;4815742

    Not both, just the little guy, thankfully he sleeping a little now



    OOh. Thats not nice. Get well soon!

    kemo;4815750

    Blow the lot. Life is too short. :lol:



    I've been trying hard to do this. I seem to earn it quicker than I can spend it though!

    gari189;4815766

    With the interest rates so poor and the construction industry quiet, have … With the interest rates so poor and the construction industry quiet, have you thought about spending it on home improvements which will add to the value of your home eg extension? loft conversion?



    Funny you should say that. We planning permission with the Council at the moment!

    harlzter;4815772

    Yep, mine too, i'll pm you my details:):santa::whistling:



    Hmmm. Ok!!!!

    ctuk;4815782

    You're missus would be ok, but minimum age is 16 I believe



    Could I lie and claim they are anyway?

    kungfu;4815790

    How much washing up do you think you could do without any washing up … How much washing up do you think you could do without any washing up liquid?



    None. i don't do washing up with or without washing up liquid.
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