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    OMG this is so funny - Woman blogs her hubby sleep talking

    Taken from the Sun

    A WOMAN who keeps a hilarious blog of her sleep talking husband's late night ramblings has become an internet sensation.
    The British woman, called Karen, keeps a record of all the weird and wonderful comments her "mild mannered English husband" Adam makes at night and is even selling t-shirts with some of his funniest comments on them.

    Her Sleep Talkin' Man blog and Twitter account has quickly become a viral hit.

    Some of the strange things Adam has muttered so far this week include:


    "Shhhhhhhhh. Shhhhhhhhh. I'm telling you: your voice, my ears. A bad combination."


    "I'm making pillows. Burn them slowly, keeps them fluffy! Mmmmmm, pillows."


    "You're pretty. Pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty. [Long pause] Now f*** off and be pretty somewhere else. I'm bored."

    On Sunday at 5am, Adam came out with a barrage of bizarre lines, such as: "Your mum's at the door again. Bury me. Bury me deep."

    Other gems include: "Potato bags. I can't find my potato bags. I need them desperately. Who's got my potato bags?"



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    9 Comments

    lol

    "Shhhhhhhhh. Shhhhhhhhh. I'm telling you: your voice, my ears. A bad combination."

    i love it :lol:

    Haha brilliant

    "Vampire penguins? Zombie guinea pigs? We're done for...done for."

    Genuinely made me laugh - brilliant!

    Very funny, I think i might have been tempted to pass him the cheese grater:w00t:

    haha I'd do the same for my hubby but its just random mutterings about car engines :-(

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    Very funny, I think i might have been tempted to pass him the cheese … Very funny, I think i might have been tempted to pass him the cheese grater:w00t:



    So would I, lol :-D

    I haven't put on weight, your eyes are fat... Lmao

    haha my oh once work up checking under the bedsheets saying "wheres my mustang? I left it here and its gone!" lol
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