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    One for the ladies







    One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-



    shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'



    'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'



    He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma '



    And they say blondes are dumb...



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    A couple is lying in bed. The man says,



    'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'



    The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'



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    'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'



    'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied..



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    Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?



    A: A rumor



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    A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.



    The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.



    Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.



    The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...



    Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!



    Gotta love that fairy!



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    Dear Lord,



    I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.



    AMEN



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    Q: Why do little boys whine?



    A: They are practicing to be men.



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    Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?



    A: Trustworthy.



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    Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?



    A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.



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    Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?



    A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.



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    Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?



    A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manuals'



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    Classic! LOL:thumbsup:

    made me laugh lol

    but sadly all true
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