One for the ladies..............

Found 30th Jan 2009
Ofcourse I love ya darlin

You're a bloody top-notch bird

And when I say you're gorgeous

I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side

I don't mind a bit of flab

It means that when I'm ready

There's somethin there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more

I tell ya, I don't care

So long as when I cuddle ya

I can get my arms round there

No woman who is your age

Has nice round perky breasts

They just gave in to gravity

But I know ya did ya best

I'm tellin' ya the truth now

I never tell ya lies

I think its very sexy

That you've got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nanna's grave now

The moment that we met

I thought you was as good as

I was ever gonna get

No matter what u look like

I'll always love ya dear

Now shut up while the footy's on

And fetch another beer.

31 Comments

:giggle::w00t: very good but would get a slap if that was said to me

lol..:)

Original Poster

fireheaven;4234076

:giggle::w00t: very good but would get a slap if that was said to me



will put the ode on Mrs Skuseys valentines:thumbsup:

love it!!

skusey;4234107

will put the ode on Mrs Skuseys valentines:thumbsup:



I hope you can run fast

skusey;4234107

will put the ode on Mrs Skuseys valentines:thumbsup:



...and she was saying how romantic you are!!:whistling:

fireheaven;4234127

I hope you can run fast



and you got a good pressie to follow:w00t:

Reporting you for Multi ID.... this is my Hubby as the OP:x

hahaha aww that cheered me up
i wunder how many peeps will get this in thier cards
LOL gr8 ode

Original Poster

bambu;4234176

hahaha aww that cheered me upi wunder how many peeps will get this in … hahaha aww that cheered me upi wunder how many peeps will get this in thier cards LOL gr8 ode



bad stutter you have got there:whistling:

Banned

frollickingfrill;4234147

Reporting you for Multi ID.... this is my Hubby as the OP:x



i always thought u were a guy :oops:

chesso;4234139

...and she was saying how romantic you are!!:whistling:



I take back everything that I said last night!!!

DangerGod;4234203

i always thought u were a guy :oops:



LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL :w00t:

mrs skusey;4234295

I take back everything that I said last night!!!


:evil: :lol: even this:

mrs skusey:dont need to remind him, he knows exactly how much i like a … mrs skusey:dont need to remind him, he knows exactly how much i like a bit of romance! He always comes up trumps


Haha - I know he'll make it up to you.:-D

DangerGod;4234203

i always thought u were a guy :oops:



With a pair like that !!:?

frollickingfrill;4234730

With a pair like that !!:?


Mirrors again ...

Nice one skusey:thumbsup:

GoDutchGo;4240149

[SIZE="3"]Mirrors again ...[/SIZE]Nice one skusey:thumbsup:



and what do you mean by that mr G ?

frollickingfrill;4240167

and what do you mean by that mr G ?


.......... Just fetch me another beer dear...

Go forth and multiply :giggle:

frollickingfrill;4240202

Go forth and multiply :giggle:


Its Saturday afternoon not Friday night ... Everything in moderation Frilly :oops: besides the footies on ..

GoDutchGo;4240209

Its Saturday afternoon not Friday night ... Everything in moderation … Its Saturday afternoon not Friday night ... Everything in moderation Frilly :oops: [SIZE="3"]besides the footies [/SIZE]on ..



Yeah... thats why I'm off to get my hair done before going out tonight :-D

frollickingfrill;4240303

Yeah... thats why I'm off to get my hair done before going out tonight :-D


You better make that 2 beers then .. and a sandwich .. :whistling:

GoDutchGo;4240389

You better make that 2 beers then .. and a sandwich .. :whistling:



[SIZE="6"]Enjoy!!!![/SIZE]

http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/big_sandwich_1.jpg

http://www.kingsfullbeer.com/uploads/images/beer6gr.jpg

http://oscarstavern.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/beer_bottle_mouth_girl1.jpg

frollickingfrill;4240491

[SIZE=6]Enjoy!!!![/SIZE]


Frilly its warm ..... :x

GoDutchGo;4240389

You better make that [SIZE="4"]2 beers[/SIZE] then .. and a sandwich .. … You better make that [SIZE="4"]2 beers[/SIZE] then .. and a sandwich .. :whistling:




I didnt see you ask for cold beer :whistling:

frollickingfrill;4240523

I didnt see you ask for cold beer :whistling:


Is there any other way to have beer? :whistling: All these years and still you haven't learnt.... ;-)

GoDutchGo;4240545

Is there any other way to have beer? :whistling: All these years and … Is there any other way to have beer? :whistling: All these years and still you haven't learnt.... ;-)



This is the best way to have a beer

http://oscarstavern.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/beer_bottle_mouth_girl1.jpg

heheh

frollickingfrill;4240553

This is the best way to have a beer


You are confussed :? ...

oh no i'm not... I know exactly what I mean:whistling:

frollickingfrill;4252905

oh no i'm not... I know exactly what I mean:whistling:


I dispute that statement :whistling:
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