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    One for the ladies?

    10 reasons how we know Santa's a man

    1. No dress sense.
    2. Never replies to your letters
    3. The chances of getting what you ask for is nil.
    4. Beer belly.
    5. Will only commit to one day a year.
    6. Obsessed with stockings.
    7. He never stops to ask for directions.
    8. Too lazy to shave.
    9. He always wears the same clothes
    10. Only willing to do a job where people leave food and booze for him .... and he doesn't wash the plate up afterwards.

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    so the beard wasn't a bit of a give away?

    Father Christmas is quite a big clue too

    Has respect

    The fact that he can park a sleigh/reindeers on a roof in the snow also points to the male species...:thumbsup:

    1. No dress sense - [COLOR="blue"]most women don't dress like the bints in sex and the city[/COLOR]
    2. Never replies to your letters - [COLOR="blue"]who sends out letters anymore?[/COLOR]
    3. The chances of getting what you ask for is nil. [COLOR="blue"]the same apply to women, how many give a man what he really want? (a bj and **** sex)[/COLOR]
    4. Beer belly. [COLOR="blue"]same for most women[/COLOR]
    5. Will only commit to one day a year. [COLOR="blue"]commit to what?[/COLOR]
    6. Obsessed with stockings. [COLOR="blue"]are we?[/COLOR]
    7. He never stops to ask for directions. [COLOR="blue"]Thats because we know where we are going[/COLOR]
    8. Too lazy to shave. [COLOR="blue"]same as women[/COLOR]
    9. He always wears the same clothes - [COLOR="blue"]so?[/COLOR]
    10. Only willing to do a job where people leave food and booze for him .... and he doesn't wash the plate up afterwards. [COLOR="Blue"]ok, I'll give you that one[/COLOR]

    hassony;7186088

    8. Too lazy to shave. [COLOR="blue"]same as women[/COLOR]




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    hassony;7186088

    how many give a man what he really want? (a bj and **** sex)]




    Hmmm....Any man that wants """"sex, should really be questioning his sexuality. lol:whistling:
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