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    One for the ladies ... Dust if you must but .......................

    Have just received this email & thought it would be good to share ............
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    Dusting

    Remember..............a layer of dust protects the Wood beneath it.

    A house becomes a home when you can write I love youon the furniture

    I used to spend at least 8 hours every weekend making sure things were just perfect - in case someone came over
    Finally I realized one day that no-one came over that often ; they were all out living life and having fun!
    NOW, when people visit, I dont have to explain the condition of my home.

    They are more interested in hearing about the things Ive been doing while I was away living life and having fun.
    If you havent figured this out yet, please heed this advice.

    Life is short. Enjoy it!
    Dust if you must . . .


    but wouldnt it be better to paint a picture or write a letter,
    bake cookies or a cake and lick the spoon or plant a seed,
    ponder the difference between want and need!
    Dust if you must, but theres not much time . . .

    with beer to drink , rivers to swim and mountains to climb,
    music to hear and books to read, friends to cherish and life to lead.

    Dust if you must,

    but the worlds out there with the sun in your eyes,
    the wind in your hair,
    a flutter of snow, a shower of rain.
    This day will not come around, again.

    Dust if you must,
    but bear in mind,old age will come and its not kind. . ..

    And when you go - and go you must - you, yourself will make more dust!


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    Its not what you gather , but what you scatter that tells what kind of life you have lived.

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    Banned

    I will show this my bf later, i don't do the dusting/housework because i'm allergic to dust that's my excuse.

    Original Poster

    yes show him, ...............maybe he will do it for you if you have an allergy ? ;-)

    Original Poster

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    Original Poster

    What is a man's idea of doing housework?

    Lifting his leg so you can vacuum http://jokes4all.net/images/caveman_2.gif

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    snowtiger;2686896

    yes show him, ...............maybe he will do it for you if you have an … yes show him, ...............maybe he will do it for you if you have an allergy ? ;-)



    He does most, he's a good un.

    Original Poster

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    Woman & Housework

    Housework was a woman's job, but one evening, Jenny arrived home from
    work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and
    another in the dryer. Dinner was on the stove, and the table set. She
    was astonished!

    It turns out that Ralph had read an article that said, 'Wives who work
    full-time and had to do their own housework were too tired to have sex'.

    The night went very well. The next day, she told her office friends all
    about it. 'We had a great dinner. Ralph even cleaned up the kitchen. He
    helped the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry and put it
    away. I really enjoyed the evening.'

    'But what about afterward?' asked her friends.

    'Oh, that .., Ralph was too tired..

    Original Poster

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    snowtiger;2687046

    Woman & HouseworkHousework was a woman's job, but one evening, Jenny … Woman & HouseworkHousework was a woman's job, but one evening, Jenny arrived home fromwork to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer andanother in the dryer. Dinner was on the stove, and the table set. Shewas astonished!It turns out that Ralph had read an article that said, 'Wives who workfull-time and had to do their own housework were too tired to have sex'.The night went very well. The next day, she told her office friends allabout it. 'We had a great dinner. Ralph even cleaned up the kitchen. Hehelped the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry and put itaway. I really enjoyed the evening.''But what about afterward?' asked her friends.'Oh, that .., Ralph was too tired..



    I had no idea some one wrote about my life :lol:

    Original Poster

    [CENTER][COLOR=darkorange]I've never heard of this before ? Roll on April 7th then !![/COLOR]

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    Original Poster

    jennybubbles;2687061

    I had no idea some one wrote about my life :lol:


    :w00t: what a small world Jenny !

    Original Poster

    DLM;2687011

    He does most, he's a good un.


    ........................ you are very lucky ... mine is quite good too to be honest he takes over at the weekend & of course being the kind person I am ............ I let him !
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