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    one lie that you've told

    be honest now...for a change

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    Banned

    The cheque's in the post. I'll leave the other one for someone else

    End of thread?
    Edited by: "cchopps" 1st Dec 2016

    It wasn't me, it was the dog.

    I'm mentally stable

    Or am i?

    Til death do us part

    no mr salesman I'm not the homeowner , I'm just feeding their cat

    There are definitely no multis on HUKD.

    Banned

    No you idiot what do you take me for, that's mayonnaise.

    I'm going to vote Remain. To the very enthusiastic campaigner at my door.

    Of course I'll love you in the morning.

    No of course i haven't ejaculated...

    Santa..... oO

    cchopps

    The cheque's in the post. I'll leave the other one for someone else … The cheque's in the post. I'll leave the other one for someone else :{End of thread?



    ​i promise I won't come in your

    house with my dirty shoes on

    I really like all the tripe topics that Darkie Post's! X)

    shadey12

    ​i promise I won't come in your house with my dirty shoes on



    Does it really matter if your shoes are clean or dirty?

    I've read the T&C's.

    FantasyDeals

    I've read the T&C's.


    Nobody read them oO

    Predikuesi

    There are definitely no multis on HUKD.



    ​wow Pinocchio, I thought politicians could tell em,
    that's the biggest ever.

    Editor

    https://media.giphy.com/media/3CiLrTgKkqL0k/giphy.gif

    Trust me. I'm a gynaecologist.




    oO




    Edited by: "Mark2111" 1st Dec 2016

    Banned

    oops i didnt realise it was the wrong hole.

    NeoTrix


    Then who took my last Rolo?

    Mark2111

    Trust me. I'm a gynaecologist.:|oO;)8):p;)



    ​you see I'm too honest,
    I'm not a gynaecologist but I'm very keen.

    joetootell

    oops i didnt realise it was the wrong hole.




    I'm hoping that you're not a dentist!:D

    joetootell

    oops i didnt realise it was the wrong hole.



    ​hope your on about brown and pink

    in snooker

    shadey12

    ​hope your on about brown and pinkin snooker



    Ah the Dagenham Handshake

    I am NOT a multi..
    Actually I am not..just want the attention.!

    Original Poster

    I Liked your comment out of sheer pity because you only had 116

    (I'll leave you to speculate whether this is a lie or not)

    Ginner

    I am NOT a multi..Actually I am not..just want the attention.!


    DarkEnergy2012

    I Liked your comment out of sheer pity because you only had 116 :D(I'll … I Liked your comment out of sheer pity because you only had 116 :D(I'll leave you to speculate whether this is a lie or not)


    My 116 is bigger than yours.!<3
    Edited by: "Ginner" 1st Dec 2016

    This doesn't normally happen to me.

    Banned

    shadey12

    ​hope your on about brown and pinkin snooker


    Two in the pink one in the stink.

    no I am not offended at all

    no I do not mind paying the bill, I sometimes forget my wallet too

    O only £3.99 a bottle it tastes just as good as the stuff I buy

    Lynx!! wow thank you so much I love it

    no I don't mind the kids stay overing again I love having them
    Edited by: "miles136" 2nd Dec 2016

    no I do not mind you ringing at 3:30 am I am always awake, sorry to hear he was not the right one (again)

    God there are so many of them
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