one of the signs of ageing

    Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and
    thinking, surely I can't look that old. Well, you'll love this one.

    My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my
    first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which
    bore his full name.

    Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same
    name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago.
    Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

    Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.
    This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too
    old to have been my classmate.

    After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park
    High School.

    'Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a mustang,' he gleamed with pride.

    'When did you graduate?'; I asked.

    He answered , 'In 1967. Why do you ask?'

    'You were in my class!', I exclaimed.

    He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat
    ass, gray-haired, decrepit son-of-a-bit ch asked,

    'What did you teach?'



    lol, love it :lol:


    I thought it was a serrrrrriousaaa post initially:-D

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